jtown: I guess we know where Lurch's tailor ended up. I've bought better-fitting jackets off the rack.
MisterTweak: There is no need to perhaps reconsider if the qualifications for owning a handgun need to be a tad higher than "able to fog a mirror within three attempts", surely.
RobSeace: Investigators said the men often played a game of loading a revolver with one slug, spinning the cylinder and then pointing it at another player before pulling the trigger.Ah, yes, Polish Roulette!
doglover: We have to ban potato clips.
Another Government Employee: Alcohol + Firearm=Darwin Wins.
Sid_6.7: 4. Point gun at concrete floor while surrounded by people and attempt to pull trigger.Yeah, "had a friend".
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