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2013-02-24 05:50:15 PM  
3 votes:
Can't watch her anymore. Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

Yeah, that's tough to come back from.....
2013-02-24 11:24:52 AM  
3 votes:
I would crawl naked thru rusty nails and glass just to masturbate in her shadow.
2013-02-24 05:47:36 PM  
2 votes:

Mentalpatient87: I don't get it. She looks like a soccer mom. She's not ugly, fat, blah blah blah. Just... unremarkable. She's a woman. Who looks like a woman. That's about all.

Exactly. You've just solved the riddle of What Men Want.
2013-02-24 03:58:00 PM  
2 votes:
Nigella talks dirty:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

2013-02-24 02:16:35 PM  
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.
2013-02-24 11:43:20 AM  
2 votes:
She's proof there is no God  'cause He'd have kept something that fine for Himself...
2013-02-24 11:12:37 AM  
2 votes:
Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.
2013-02-24 09:08:47 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?

She might be a trumpet now, but she'll be a tuba once I'm done.
2013-02-24 07:31:51 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.

But enough about Paula Deen......
2013-02-24 05:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.
2013-02-24 04:17:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mayhem_2006: Nigella talks dirty:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I


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2013-02-24 03:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-24 01:36:14 PM  
1 vote:

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.


Go fark a skeletor and leave the real women for the rest of us.
2013-02-24 11:21:55 AM  
1 vote:
...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'
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