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(Bangor Daily News)   25 years ago: "Oh my God, look at that bald eagle." Today: "Oh my God, look out for that bald eagle"   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
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2013-02-24 05:43:17 AM  
8 votes:
I saw a few bald eagles at a state park this winter.  They're very disappointing.  I wouldn't mind them going extinct so we could start telling the legend instead of having the piddly truth just hanging out in a tree for like 25 minutes while my farking lens is icing up and fingers are swelling and getting gross.  Stupid eagles.  Our national bird should be like, a half-cyborg bald eagle.  Give him a backstory.  Like, he and the Mexican flag's eagle went to the same eagle dojo, but then the evil drug dealing ninjas, maybe Persian falcons, they come with their drug money, and the Mexican flag's eagle needs the money for his little sister who has TB or something, so he shoots the wing off our eagle, and leaves him for dead, but America is there and we build him biatching airplane wings with like jets and missiles.  And that's how California became a state.
2013-02-24 11:52:43 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-24 06:06:00 AM  
4 votes:

LaChanz: This bird would pick its teeth with a swan. If it had teeth that is...

Give me a tranquilizer dart, some superglue and $5 in cockfighting blades and spurs and 2 weeks to train him and I could get a swan that would kick that eagle's ass.  I mean, we don't put naked people on our national symbols.  Let's deck this mofo out!  That eagle looks scruffy and dirty.  That look works when you're half machine, but not when you're all bird.  I'm just saying nature has handed us the baton here and we've not running with it.  That and bald eagles suck as-is.
2013-02-24 11:05:02 AM  
3 votes:

mab1823: [img.thesun.co.uk image 682x400]

America, fark yeah.
2013-02-24 11:48:17 AM  
2 votes:

MichiganFTL: I thought they were extinct?

You hang out with liberals.
2013-02-24 11:02:01 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-24 06:20:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-24 01:50:25 PM  
1 vote:

ladyfortuna: orclover: Definately more raptors in general around now than 10 or even 20 years ago.  We have at least 1 nest of Hawks AND falcons in our neighborhood (emphasis on Hood).  First couple of years it was mildly amusing and cool for the neighborhood.....now....lots of emails and blogpost about which pets are missing.  Chickens, small dogs, couple of kittens, rabbits..........welcome to the food chain :)  We also have coyotes near the small pond at the end of the street.

Oh and a quick question for the fark nature watchers.  Does this look like a hybrid to you?
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From a buddy of mines ranch, bout twice the size of the other coyotes we hav pics of, alot greyer and a hellova lot heavier.  Im thinking a grey wolf went slumming.  What do ya think?

I'm no expert but that looks like a normal coyote to me. They can get pretty big and colors vary.

It is not a Prius.
2013-02-24 12:53:11 PM  
1 vote:
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This looks like my cat. And I guarantee she'd try this, too. She's a crazy.
2013-02-24 12:00:26 PM  
1 vote:

staplermofo: Aren't they tiny?  Swans are way scarier.  Swans don't give a fark, they'll charge you in the middle of a picnic.

That's why you only take cash to a picnic. And by the way, their music is free on online. And it's awesome, by the way...a sonic gut-punch.  So, agreed: Swans do not give a fark.
2013-02-24 11:53:56 AM  
1 vote:
I was deer hunting a few years back and just as dusk arrived I had a rather large owl swoop in to land on the branch I was on. Sat there for a few minutes before it was too dark to hunt so I mimicked a dove call. The owl's head snapped around and I could just imagine the "oh my fark wtf a person is on my branch what how!?" reaction as the owl looked for the dove and finally saw me. It tripped over itself and fell off the branch but managed to get control before crashing.

Had a few red tail hawks do the same, but never got the owls 'oh shiat' reaction.
2013-02-24 11:48:42 AM  
1 vote:
And you thought bugs hitting your windshield were a biatch to clean.
2013-02-24 08:34:07 AM  
1 vote:

'Merca %#*# yeah!

Sadly that pic is more appropriate than I wish it were.
2013-02-24 05:57:02 AM  
1 vote:
He looks like a stylish pigeon with her nails and lips did.  I can see a flock of them in my mind eating from one of those tiny bags of flaming hot cheetos talking gossip and chewing loudly.  I could kick that bird's ass.
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