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2013-02-24 03:36:52 AM  
Dog, give me back my hat! You are not even a real barrister!
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You are a dog!
2013-02-24 03:45:01 AM  
Am I gay for god? You betcha'!
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2013-02-24 03:50:13 AM  

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.

you're looking at it backwards
2013-02-24 03:56:23 AM  
by his works ye shall know him.
2013-02-24 04:00:18 AM  

WorldCitizen: Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?

At the start of the 30 Years War, a couple of Catholic Hapsburg diplomats were pushed out of a window in Prague Castle by the Protestant nobles inside. The Catholics claimed that their deaths were prevented by angels guiding them gently to the ground; the Protestants claimed their deaths were prevented by the pile of horse shiat beneath the window. Perhaps God put it there, I don't know, but some Hapsburgs undoubtedly believed that (or that angels had guided the men down to the shiat) and thus decided God would gladly use poop to convey a message.
2013-02-24 04:00:25 AM  
Looks more like Mohamed to me.
2013-02-24 04:13:14 AM  
Here's your sign ~ Bill Engvall

Cool photo of a wolf man captured in bird shiet.
/take an extra day off to do shiat like this
2013-02-24 04:13:52 AM  
I think it's a husky but the ears are folded, so it's probably mixed with retriever or something.
2013-02-24 04:16:03 AM  

mialynneb: Oh farking seriously?

I don't know who's to blame here.  The dumbass that saw the shiat and said "Ermahgerd Jersus!" or the idiots at the news station.

I'd like to think the person who submitted the photo did so to mock people who report Jesus sightings in toast and water stains. I mean, it's poop...
2013-02-24 04:26:13 AM  
To me it looks like the salt monster from the old Star Trek episode.
2013-02-24 04:37:12 AM  
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Remember who you are, you servile f*ckwit.
2013-02-24 04:48:37 AM  
Instead of shiat-on-a-shingle, I'm going to start calling it Jesus-on-Jesus.
2013-02-24 06:07:22 AM  
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Jesus was a Morlock?
2013-02-24 06:44:31 AM  
I'm with everyone else who see a dog.
2013-02-24 06:50:27 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I'm with everyone else who see a dog.

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him."
Have all the believers had it wrong all this time? Are dogs actually man and humans are some lesser being?

//Yeah I know, it's late.
2013-02-24 06:50:39 AM  
This one is on the house.
2013-02-24 07:34:49 AM  
Because you know if it remotely looks like a face with a beard then it must be Jebus.

2013-02-24 08:13:51 AM  
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"Appearing on poop" would be below the x-axis.
2013-02-24 08:17:32 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I'm with everyone else who see a dog.

God is testing us. Dog=god backwards
2013-02-24 08:39:47 AM  
Some people say that religion is shiat, but I would have never thought that this would be taken literally.
2013-02-24 08:51:44 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [25.media.tumblr.com image 596x591]

"Appearing on poop" would be below the x-axis.

That is awesome.
2013-02-24 09:50:01 AM  
Swamp Thing needs a new publicist.
2013-02-24 11:03:58 AM  
Looks more like Hitler.
2013-02-24 11:11:57 AM  
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2013-02-24 11:21:37 AM  
Call me a Jew taking a Rorschach test, but I see a dog, a Labrador Retreiver. The big black spot is the nose.
2013-02-24 11:22:45 AM  
When I first read the headline, I expected a story about the Pope's toilet.
2013-02-24 11:24:43 AM  
I told him of the miracle, he told me of the rose
I showed him bird crap in me hair, the bastard held his nose
I went to see the Bishop, but the friggin Bishop said:
"Go home and sleep it off, you sot - and wash your friggin head!"
2013-02-24 12:01:05 PM  
It looks like some sort of leech-like creature from some show or movie.  Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Star Trek, Buffy, or something... I can't place it but I can see the image in my head.
2013-02-24 12:06:11 PM  
Brooklyn OH is a little vest pocket suburb that starts about 2 miles S of here and is a collection of one story brick bungalows, a few light industries and the people who brought you the "buckle your seat belt or we'll fine the sh*t out of you for safety" law.  I can imagine there's not a lot to do there.
2013-02-24 02:52:35 PM  
It's a typo, they mean dog
2013-02-24 05:15:11 PM  
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2013-02-24 07:05:34 PM  

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I was waiting for someone to post that. That's what it reminded me of also.
2013-02-24 07:23:07 PM  
Werewolf Jesus?
2013-02-24 10:24:01 PM  
The message from God is quite apparent.  "I shyte in your general direction".
2013-02-25 02:12:30 AM  
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2013-02-25 11:49:36 AM  
I think it looks like Kevin Costner
2013-02-25 06:42:23 PM  

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 ber-erk      ing n poop" would be blow he x-axis.
2013-02-26 02:31:42 AM  
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