Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, let he who's never searched for Pony tentacle hentai at 2 in the morning cast the first stone/Kidding//I search at 1:45
kim jong-un: 1:25 am.
BronyMedic: nmemkha: Bullshait. Don't believe a word.Brony is just an ass who tries to use association with Brony culture to cover that fact.Two problems with that.Your first flawed assumption is that I'm not happy being an ass, especially to people like you.Your second flawed assumption is that it doesn't give my black heart a little twinge of happiness to see you rage on FARK about it.
nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.
BronyMedic: For what it's worth, Shadow, I'm sorry it did so.
Shadow Blasko: and your a really
Shadow Blasko: spinning poi on the dancefloor
Shadow Blasko: I'm over it as of now...
Shadow Blasko: There is a local group of 20-30 something bronies who hang out at the goth club spinning poi on the dancefloor and generally being ravers on goth night. Ultra-brite LED's and other shiat on the dancefloor, which we are usually not appreciative of. (We like the dancefloor dark for a reason)I "loved and tolerated... but advised them to chill" for two weeks. Then one of them who was rollin' wasn't paying attention and hit me with poi .. on the farking dance floor, and I had him kicked out (I have been a regular at the club for almost a decade.. so when I say someone needs to go .. they go)On the way out, I confiscated his pony figurine (they all carry them... anyone who doesn't have a pony on them at all times, when challenged to "pony up" has to buy the next round of drinks or pay for a meal or whatever) and told him that he could have it back next week, when and if he wrote a letter to the club owner explaining what he had learned tonight. And "It had better be a letter fit for a Princess to read, or I'll have your ass banned till season 4".He did it. He wrote the letter, it was polite and apologetic.. and he has stopped his friends from spinning poi on the dancefloor (That is what the columns and corners are for)
BronyMedic: The sad thing is that the girl in question that carried the fact she couldn't use myself and my friends IRL had done this to multiple other people. Her MO was basically to buddy up to people she could get to feel sorry for her or she could use for her advantage, and then turn the group against them once she could no longer do so.
quatchi: Shadow Blasko: spinning poi on the dancefloor*puts hand up*Old guy here./Just turned 50, feeling old.WTH is spinning poi?Does it involve Hawaiian cuisine in any way shape or form?
Shadow Blasko: LED Poi spinning.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6xDbAaq4r8
Twilight Farkle: TV's Vinnie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667][i.imgur.com image 850x637]
Valacirca: Is there a brony slapping game?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x638]
Shadow Blasko: Shadow Blasko: and your a reallyand you're aUGH/Already into the AppleFamily ciderrum//Blackheart Rum is best rum
SnarfVader: Blackheart Rum? Is that only distributed in your area or nationwide? I haven't seen it before and I am intrigued./Rum fan//End threadjack
Shadow Blasko: SnarfVader: Blackheart Rum? Is that only distributed in your area or nationwide? I haven't seen it before and I am intrigued./Rum fan//End threadjackBlackheart is a FANTASTIC semi-new rum from.... KENTUCKY!/srslyHonestly, it has become my favorite. It's kinda Sailor Jerry-esque .. without quite so much cherry to the finish.93 proof, cheaper than Captain.. and DAMNED tasty.http://www.bilgemunky.com/pirate-reviews/rum/blackheart-rum/At $23 for a freaking HANDLE I can't complain one bit!/From Friday night..
1derful: If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.
BronyMedic: Shadow Blasko: Love and tolerate eh?Uh, no. Love and tolerate?I'll expand on why I separated myself from the local group. I'm not going to love and tolerate a person who showed up at my place of employment, refused to leave when asked, and had to be escorted off the grounds by security because he wanted to "hang out" with me after following the person I was seeing at the time who was bringing me dinner. The same person who then went off several weeks later to complain about how he had to wait 30 minutes on his drive home because an officer of the Memphis Police Department, killed in the line of duty after taking a bullet meant for her partner, had her funeral procession delay him, and then said that was "selfish" for them to do to him. The same person who went to the head of the group and accused me of starting drama, while protecting another individual who had caused several of the underaged people (read: 13 - 17 year old girls) to leave the group because he made them uncomfortable. A person who, even after I left the group, continued to talk bad about me behind my back to my friends. This is that 18 year old with the "punchable" face. He's the one who called my room mate's girlfriend, someone I highly respect, "a biatch and told her to leave, the men were talking about ponies." (Not even being joking on this one)I'm not going to love and tolerate a woman who stole and traced a good friend of mine's art and lied about it when confronted, who I actually at one point tried to help because supposedly she was stuck with an "abusive" room mate (but is now in business with that room mate), who lied about being ill and in the hospital to get money and free stuff from members in the group, and who after I refused to let her and her "husband" at the time use my spare room, decided to insert herself into my divorce, tell my ex-wife I was hiding money and sleeping with under aged girls in the group, as well as tried to involve my employer by telling them that I was re ...
RatMaster999: The percentage of child molesting bronies is probably about the same as that of penis compensators amongst owners of firearms.
A Terrible Human: Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it./Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.
Valacirca: A Terrible Human: Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it./Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.Masturbating to cartoon ponies is one of the more normal brony activities honestly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTKFP963wQ
BronyMedic: nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.
Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.That's 99% of all 18-year-olds.
BronyMedic: likefunbutnot: BronyMedic: if you want to get technical, Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex were bestiality.My go-to example of this is Superman and Lois Lane, actually.Yeah, but the kids don't really get that example. Just like they don't understand the onion on your belt.
nmemkha: BronyMedic: nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.<3
spqr2001: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.I know grown men who watch that show. *THAT* is what creeps me out.
Shadow Blasko: BronyMedic: The sad thing is that the girl in question that carried the fact she couldn't use myself and my friends IRL had done this to multiple other people. Her MO was basically to buddy up to people she could get to feel sorry for her or she could use for her advantage, and then turn the group against them once she could no longer do so.Sounds like the drama that has kept me out of every group of Polyfriends, Fetlife groups, Pagan groups, Church groups, scouting groups, and every other group with a membership of more than 20 for the last 30 years.
Twilight Farkle: NewportBarGuy: Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?[i.imgur.com image 600x397]How 'bout bacon?Update via twitter: False alarm, some derpy individual walked out an alarmed exit door and tripped a false alarm.
BronyMedic: Yeah, but the kids don't really get that example. Just like they don't understand the onion on your belt.
Marc L'Hommedieu: Oh, this again. As for me, i finally started watching Breaking Bad tonight. Oh god, someone please tell me that this show continues to be as awesome as the first three episodes, and that it doesn't tragically jump the shark like Heroes and Lost.Please?
BronyMedic: It's been pointed out before, even among "brony famous" people, that the community uses "Love and Tolerate" as an excuse for poor social skills, sexual harassment and misogyny, and generally inexcusable behavior.
Mid_mo_mad_man: How did I miss a pony thread? I always enjoy trying to turn you bronies back into real men.
quatchi: WhippingBoy: Bronies molest children.You think about molesting children a lot don't you?Seek help./Seriously, take some trolling lessons.//You are terrible at this.
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