thenooch: $8000 is not enough for a real hit...I wont work for less than 25k.
RealAmericanHero: How does one go about finding a fake hitman, let alone a real one
Gergesa: I'm not sure how one would go about hiring a hitman but I would do my best to find a way to establish dead drops where prepaid cell phones would be the major way of communicating.
Jumpin Jbot: You have to go onto the deepweb alleyways and look for homeless guys if you want any of that done.
SpdrJay: So when I advertise on Craigslist for a hitman, I'll just specify "no cops...."
gaslight: I can't stand lazy people. If it's that important, do it yourself and blame [INSERT RACIAL SLUR OF YOUR CHOICE].
Ryker's Peninsula: I always wanted to be a hitman just so I could say: "So, would you like it to look like an accident, or would you like to send a message?"
Jon iz teh kewl: what if you put out a hit for yourself. then tell the guy with the gun, it's ME! i paid you, don't kill me!!
Lipspinach: Jon iz teh kewl: what if you put out a hit for yourself. then tell the guy with the gun, it's ME! i paid you, don't kill me!!I saw a porn movie with that plot.
Glancing Blow: Gergesa: I'm not sure how one would go about hiring a hitman but I would do my best to find a way to establish dead drops where prepaid cell phones would be the major way of communicating.Start with known meth users.
skinink: Does anyone know a crack dealer? I need to launder some money, but don't know how.
Too Pretty For Prison: yeah, right, subby. next thing you'll be telling me this hot little chick I met on the internet isn't really a high school nympho that likes boinking middle-aged pudgy guys.
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