NutWrench: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x250]I choose Mr Stay-Puft.
L.D. Ablo: Isn't this like the 400th time they've threatened to destroy us?
Fecal Conservative: phojo1946: Everyone keeps underestimating the North Koreans, just as we did with the Japanese prior to December 7th, 1941 and with the Viet Cong & North Vietnamese in 1965 when Johnson sent in the Marines. We must not go off on our own dreams about these people...they were bastards to fight against in 1951-53 ands will be so again as they have been training for the day they can take us on since then...training for 60 years.What they are going to do is build missiles to reach the US and then put nukes on them. When they get to this point, they are going to come rushing out of thosse tunnels thay have been building fdor the past 60 years under the DMZ and hit the South with all they've got as well as telling the US not to interfere or they will fire their missiles at LA, San Francisco, et al. Do you really think Obama has the cajones to risk the US cities then? Especially not LA/Hollywood as that is one of his core supporter areas. He couldn't get re-elected again if he loses Hollywood. This is what lil Kim is planning..get nukes, invade the South and blackmail the US.Obama is not goinga to do anything about it and then will retreat when threatened. Just remember, you saw it here first!2/10 a little heavy on the Obama lack of resolve.
SurelyShirley: Will they invade the US before destructing us?/pretty please?[Best_K_Armyette]
bittermang: jake_lex: These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.Then why keep releasing them? Just pass out an internal memo. At some point there has to be diminishing returns on a threat, a "boy who cried wolf" if you will.
ciberido: Dokushin: Isn't it time we gave these idiots a little bit of what they keep asking for? I don't mean anything big, I just mean waiting until dark and bombing anything with the lights on.[www.globalsecurity.org image 850x630]Good luck finding a target.
viscountalpha: BronyMedic: Marcintosh: They'll just stuff what ever they've got for nukes into some aircraft and fly them over the DMZ towards Seoul. If I was one of the 28k americans stationed there I'd think about awol for a while.Even a half assed nuke is pretty scary.It'd even make the John Wayne-iest of you farkers poop your drawers.If a madman threatens you with a knife - isn't that enough for you to take him seriously? No? FYI, It's not like in the movies, not at all.No, a Half-assed nuke which poses more of a threat to the people who are trying to use it than the people who are being targeted with it doesn't equate to scary. Especially when they have no ability to even get close to delivering that weapon without loading it into a truck and driving it across the DMZ into the US base there.A madman with a plastic knife he got out of the Wendy's salad bag isn't very scary at all.They can pull off a nuke. It's not like inertial confinement is some big secret. If you don't understand some of the basics of nuclear weapon design, STFU.And, have you been FARKING PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR MISSILE PROGRAM!?!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_missile_tests/ I'm done posting to the forums for people who don't even do basic legwork to back up their baseless, idiotic arguments.
Gyrfalcon: I'd be a lot more worried that the Best Koreans were coming to eat us. That would be pretty miserable, come to think of it.
Githerax: What a strange situation for Kim Jong-un. He was educated in Europe, then has to go home and run a country in that manner. He must realize what a sham his life is, how can he stand it?
BronyMedic: ciberido: Good luck finding a target.Like a vice president shooting someone in the face, nuclear weapons don't really need to have a precise target to do their job. We're not exactly talking precision munitions here.They're pretty much fire and forget.
Dokushin: Isn't it time we gave these idiots a little bit of what they keep asking for? I don't mean anything big, I just mean waiting until dark and bombing anything with the lights on.
BumpInTheNight: I'd settle for destruction by Snu-Snu.
Summa cum loudly: Mr. Eugenides: Glancing Blow: Do they have rockets that can reach the US? Yes, within 5 years - some think now.As soon as you have the ability to put something in orbit, you can hit anywhere on earth.You do realize how utterly and completely wrong you are, right?
ontariolightning: Best Korea is right. USA is facing miserable destruction except not how they think. US is destroying itself. Their whole country is an autoimmune disease.
Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RATS.I was hoping for "destruction by chocolate."
Jon iz teh kewl: nothing can survive in a vacuum.
jake_lex: I gotta imagine that even Kim Jong Fatty knows that North Korea would be quickly destroyed if they actually attacked South Korea, Japan, or the US, and that China wouldn't do much more to back them up than sending a strongly worded letter to the State Department. These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.I just wish that China would step up here and say, "Look, you wanna talk, we can talk. Cut the crazy bomber bullshiat." But China seems to want to be thought of as a superpower, but doesn't want to do any of the work that a superpower needs to do.
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