SmackLT: We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?
ZAZ: That's a bad question. After whipping him or her for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.
Steve Zodiac: August or February?
CreampuffCasperMilktoast: "Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line./still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.
Gaius: Oldiron_79: Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?kunta kinte, kunta kinte
City of Los AngelesHigh School Math Proficiency ExamName:__________________________Gang:__________________________1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the biatch that spent his money?7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
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