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(Metro)   Hungry? You won't be after seeing the worst discoveries in food products over the last few years   ( divider line
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15787 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2013 at 8:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-22 08:38:39 PM  
3 votes:
Why would you complain about getting a live frog in your packaged salad? That's proof the salad is very fresh (otherwise the frog would be dead) and you get a free pet (or snack if you like frog legs).
2013-02-22 08:52:38 PM  
2 votes:
Great . . . now I've got the Soap theme song stuck in my head.

Thanks, Subby.
2013-02-23 12:55:11 AM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.

I was working at a Safeway in my high school years as a "courtesy clerk" (whatever the heck that means, yay for fake job titles). A crate of bananas came in one day and this giant spider, I mean farking ENORMOUS spider falls out of it and runs to the front of the store. A customer actually screamed and ran out of the place. Instead of killing it, my coworker for some reason managed to capture it on the end of a piece of cardboard and released it in some bushes outside. So now there's possibly a population of insanely large foreign spiders in Woodbridge, Virginia.

2013-02-22 10:18:53 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: medius: blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe

Did you get it from here?

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no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!

...but the ones in that book are probably better

/thank you. come again

I once knew a guy.  Let's just say, I could get gallons of the stuff fresh from the tap.

Go on...
2013-02-22 09:34:57 PM  
1 vote:
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Eh. I hear the taste varies from person to person.
2013-02-22 09:19:10 PM  
1 vote:
"Found" a mouse in a bottle of beer once:

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2013-02-22 09:08:54 PM  
1 vote:
1.  Carry a dead mouse or cockroach with you on your trip to the restaurant.

2.  Order the best meal in the house.

3.  Eat at least half of it.

4.  Begin shrieking at the top of your lungs.

5.  Profit.
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