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(Click On Detroit)   "I heard you're getting married--congratulations. Where are you registered?" "Dodge. We still need the back wheels and a lot of interior stuff. Thanks in advance." "Um. Yeah. Sure"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Thanks In Advance, cancer registry, steering wheels  
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2831 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Feb 2013 at 3:50 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-22 03:18:28 PM  
4 votes:

/I now have 42 lug nuts
2013-02-22 03:00:21 PM  
3 votes:
Start with a car. No. No. That one. Buy it part-by-part. Watch people tell you to fark off. Buy only half the car. Forget to buy any wheels. Put it up on blocks.

Welcome to Detroit. It's that easy.
2013-02-22 07:20:38 PM  
1 vote:

aiiee: The primary talents sought are cocksucking and asskissing.

I'm in IT and those are the exact same qualities that I look for in my employees.
2013-02-22 05:47:43 PM  
1 vote:

valkore: the_colonel: Forbes had a better article. 9% fee charged against all donations. After, 30, 60, or 90 days (buyers choice) they cut a check for whatever is in the account -9% and send it to the buyer that can use it for anything. He doesn't have to buy the car. The article writer predicted its utter failure unless it's just a publicity gimmick.

NINE farking percent whether or not the car is purchased?  Holy shiatballs.  I could see maybe five percent if the sum total of the donations never make it to the amount needed for the car, or if the recipient decides to just take the cash.

Sounds like Dodge hired some hiptster e-commerce consulting company whose flunkies ripped off the crowdsourcing model and stuck a Dodge logo on it.

Maybe they teamed up with CoinStar.
2013-02-22 03:50:26 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Great

/I now have 42 lug nuts

I think they have ointment for that now.
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