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(10 News)   Protip: when stealing the Hooters ATM, be advised they have this thing called a "jukebox"   ( divider line
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2013-02-22 11:01:21 AM  
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AugieDoggyDaddy: How do the bad guys get around something like that?

By stealing the jukebox instead.
2013-02-22 10:58:58 AM  
2 votes:
I tend to think they got exactly what they came for. Full of cash, not bolted to the floor, easier to break into ( has anyone mentioned that yet? ).
Sounds like the path of least resistance to me.
2013-02-22 10:51:29 AM  
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2013-02-22 10:50:47 AM  
2 votes:
With the amount of money they charge for songs odds are there was more money in the jukebox.

A lot easier to break into to.
2013-02-22 10:53:47 AM  
1 vote:
Um, they haven't caught the thieves yet, so, actually, it is just speculation about that... maybe they did want the jukebox.
2013-02-22 10:49:20 AM  
1 vote:
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't steal an ATM, in San Diego
2013-02-22 10:43:54 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, they stole a jukebox instead of an automated ATM machine?
2013-02-22 10:40:59 AM  
1 vote:
Later determined to be the culprits:
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2013-02-22 10:40:28 AM  
1 vote:
Whats so funny is that they obviously didn't case the joint.

The ATM is not 10 feet away, with a big ass ATM sign over it.  Even above the jukebox there is a sign that says "ATM -->" away from the Jukebox...

/parents live down the hill from the Orange Box
//good escape when you don't want to be recognized by his father's barfly friends...
2013-02-22 10:31:44 AM  
1 vote:

Karac: FirstNationalBastard: Hooters waitresses are always helpful with the ATM.

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You never go ATM.

Apparently, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go jukebox.
2013-02-22 10:29:24 AM  
1 vote:

taking a jukebox investigators believe they mistook for an ATM.
The driver tried to back the truck into the business, but the door opening was too narrow
Both suspects were described as in their late teens or 20s. They were wearing dark baggy clothing and hooded sweatshirts with the hoods pulled up over their heads.

"Be advised suspects should be considered extremely dangerous. I mean stupid, suspects should be considered extremely stupid."
2013-02-22 09:00:35 AM  
1 vote:
Wait until the RIAA hears about this.
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