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(BBC)   From a "microbiological standpoint" the water was safe to drink, from a psychological standpoint, not so much   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-22 10:21:04 AM  
4 votes:

Investigators are seeking the cause of death of a Canadian woman found dead in a Los Angeles hotel cistern.

I wonder if she believed in Jebus.

"Cistern Christian, oh the time has come..."
2013-02-22 10:49:52 AM  
3 votes:
I bet she thought the cistren was a giant Coke can and she fell in while attempting to urinate in it.
2013-02-22 10:37:14 AM  
3 votes:
I guess she checked out, but could never leave
2013-02-22 10:19:06 AM  
2 votes:
I expect in a few years this hotel will be known for having a ghost on tap.

Beware the ghost of Tea-Bag Tina!
2013-02-22 02:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
That's too bad. They had the only long pig on tap..

//aren't you glad that was an L not an R. Took the high road..
2013-02-22 02:02:18 PM  
1 vote:
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Mouth: "This supposed to be water?"
Mama Fratelli: "It's wet ain't it? DRINK IT!"

Grosso Mikey.. Grosso.
2013-02-22 11:02:01 AM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: Don't people pee and poop when they die?

I do it all the time
2013-02-22 10:56:59 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, great. Now everyone will want Asian woman in their water.
2013-02-22 10:54:01 AM  
1 vote:
Two hours later, you're thirsty again.
2013-02-22 10:53:27 AM  
1 vote:
We went to a resort hotel a few years ago, and on our second day there, I went down to the indoor pool/spa to find a sign, "SORRY, POOL AND SPA CLOSED FOR 10 DAYS FOR REMODELING."  I was livid...you guys let me make a reservation at an expensive resort hotel, and you couldn't bother to tell me that the pool and spa would be closed almost the entire time I was scheduled to be here?  And it was the usual, "I can offer you $100 off your stay for the week, but there is nothing more I can do," and that last part was delivered in a very firm, almost angry tone, like, "Take it or leave it, I really don't care, I'm so sick of whining customers."  So--won't be going back there.  (St. Julien Hotel in Boulder.)

But I had no reason to believe that anybody actually died in the pool.

2013-02-22 10:25:10 AM  
1 vote:
The worst thing is that after a shower at that hotel you need another one an hour later.
I know, low hanging fruit.
2013-02-22 10:20:21 AM  
1 vote:
Okay, who ordered the Lam, well-done?
2013-02-22 10:03:40 AM  
1 vote:
Umm, yeah... I think they need to look into replacing the cistern, if possible. Or they could line it with something.

I expect in a few years this hotel will be known for having a ghost on tap.
2013-02-22 09:59:05 AM  
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2013-02-22 09:39:59 AM  
1 vote:
Concierge, I'd like to complain. This water tastes like dead Asian lady.
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