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(The Sun)   Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)   ( divider line
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2013-02-22 09:21:47 AM  
5 votes:
I take it there are not a lot of recipes that include bacon.
2013-02-22 09:51:08 AM  
3 votes:
More proof nudists are the last people you want to see nude.
2013-02-22 09:44:50 AM  
3 votes:
White people should never get dreadlocks.
2013-02-22 10:59:03 AM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW

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2013-02-22 10:57:22 AM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And a NSFW

You should be punished and severely so.
2013-02-22 10:03:32 AM  
2 votes:
Something about food and sex and eroticising the food/sex and the sex/food and nude, or as nude as could be in commercial film in 1960. Full Size

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?

Antoninus: When I have them, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus: No, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.

Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
2013-02-22 09:51:13 AM  
2 votes:
Cleaning out my dad's place after he passed away, I found a picture of him and an ex-GF cooking naked.  What has been seen cannot be unseen.
2013-02-22 09:45:53 AM  
2 votes:
There are a lot of sad tits in that article.
2013-02-22 09:44:39 AM  
2 votes:
The artwork on "Soph" is gorgeous. The lasagne and side of greens also looks really yummy.
2013-02-22 01:50:48 PM  
1 vote:
This reminded me of one of the more horrid things I'd seen - a woman and husband were into cooking naked, and were making pasta. She decided it would be "fun" to perform fellatio. He was in the process of boiling water and, apparently she did something he really enjoyed, and ended up spilling the pot.

All over her. 2nd and 3rd degree burns over her head, chest, shoulders, plus a skull fracture from the pot hitting her head.

He ended up with severe lacerations on his penis from her biting (half tensing up from boiling water, half from the force of the pot smacking her head). He also had 2nd and 3rd degree burns from his lower abdomen down to his legs.

I have utterly refused to do anything in the kitchen with Ms. Scubamage ever since.
2013-02-22 12:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

/did fap
//I'm on a dry spell
///stop judging
2013-02-22 11:52:56 AM  
1 vote:
What exposed flesh in the kitchen looks like

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2013-02-22 11:44:56 AM  
1 vote:
These pictures do a great job of showing that just because you eat Vegan doesn't mean you're healthy.
2013-02-22 11:14:58 AM  
1 vote:

the_vicious_fez: Pair-o-Dice: Not impressed at all with those sad titties. All of a sudden this croissant from Jason's Deli doesn't taste so good.

That's what natural large breasts look like. They don't defy gravity. Get over it.

This. Awful lot of Studman69's around here who can't tell silicone/Photoshop from real breasts.
2013-02-22 10:49:41 AM  
1 vote:
Subby forgot to say smokin-hot.
2013-02-22 10:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
fark that shiat.

I used to cook without a shirt on. I was once making a sauce that was a bit too think and erupted resulting in burns on my back (I was 4 feet away washing veggies in the sink.)

If I didn't have pants on? *shudder*
2013-02-22 10:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
The group on the bottom of the page with the "vegan pastitsio" - in the top left corner, there's a girl that's actually pretty hot...she's wearing a bra though, and you can only see face and shoulders.  Sortof looks like Tori Amos.  She should have cooked more than the rest of those people.
2013-02-22 09:55:21 AM  
1 vote:

seadoo2006: I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.

Most countries do not have problems with women's breasts. Look at our movie rating system, you can show a guy getting shot in the face and still be PG but one sign of a nipple and you are rated R
2013-02-22 09:51:37 AM  
1 vote:
further proof that 99.999999999% of the human population should not be naked in the light
2013-02-22 09:51:32 AM  
1 vote:

Hobodeluxe: ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

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Lesson:  If you're naturally beautiful, you have a lot more leeway in how you adorn yourself.
2013-02-22 09:49:42 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are a lot of sad tits in that article.

Indeed, it reinforces the old adage that the only people who go to/advocate nudist places are not the people you would want to see nude.
2013-02-22 09:48:55 AM  
1 vote:
If Giada and Laura Calder are willing, I'll watch.
2013-02-22 09:48:18 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: White people should never get dreadlocks.

Au Contraire!

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2013-02-22 09:46:21 AM  
1 vote:
no thanks
2013-02-22 09:44:59 AM  
1 vote:
I like how all the guys' junk is blurred and all the tits are exposed, lol.
2013-02-22 09:42:57 AM  
1 vote:
Came here for splattering grease/bacon reference.
Leaving satisfied.
/om nom nom nom
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