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(AL.com)   If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before   ( blog.al.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, obama, Assyria, federal public defender, competent to stand trial, Birmingham  
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2013-02-22 01:56:48 AM  
4 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: WHAT... isthePresidentofAssyria'sname?

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/Dammit, it would help if the image went through
2013-02-22 02:37:38 AM  
3 votes:

Acharne: So Assyria is Syria now?

That's a syriaz problem.

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2013-02-22 03:48:57 AM  
2 votes:
Dear wannabe revolutionary dipsh*ts.

A - The president isn't even vaguely the problem.  He's actually a pretty nice fellow.  He's also a figurehead.  He's the guy in the tallest hat.  nothing more.

B- The most convenient architecture in place for quickly disseminating information about your Über secret, revolution plans is monitored, keystroke logged and IP traced to the point where if you take a sh*t at 11:00, the DHS and CIA know what you ate at 9:00.  so does BoA and Lehman Bros.  Convenient, yeah, but for them.  Not 1337 subversives types.

C - The people who run this country dress in gray suits, drive gray cars, life in large houses surrounded by fences and if they want to tell the president what to do, they got him on speed dial.  As far as free speech, what you didn't wasn't "fire!" in a crowded theatre, it was more like yelling "JIHAD MOTHER B*TCHES!" in the lobby of a federal building.  Take your meds more, you butterhead.
2013-02-22 03:07:05 AM  
2 votes:
FTA:  I think we could get the president with cyanide. #MakeItSlow."

Ah, yes.  The slow death so commonly associated with cyanide.
2013-02-22 02:10:18 AM  
2 votes:
lol went to jail and got laid in that order #thanksobama
2013-02-22 08:51:09 AM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.

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My favorite:

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I didn't know that Mos Def had a retarded, gay son.
2013-02-22 04:21:32 AM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-

Oh he's black? Carry on.

Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.

I didn't think "racism" as my first thought.  I immediately went to "which state has the highest percentage of morons?"
2013-02-22 03:32:46 AM  
1 vote:

Thunderboy: FTA:  I think we could get the president with cyanide. #MakeItSlow."

Ah, yes.  The slow death so commonly associated with cyanide.

Be nice. Alabama public schooling ends after the sixth grade.
2013-02-22 02:21:01 AM  
1 vote:
I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.
2013-02-22 02:08:58 AM  
1 vote:
I went to the comments of the article and
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