Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: WHAT... isthePresidentofAssyria'sname?
Pointy Tail of Satan: FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!
SN1987a goes boom: Seeing as how Assyria fell in 605 B.C., I'm not sure his argument will hold up well in court.
super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-Oh he's black? Carry on.
OhioUGrad: I went to the comments of the article and[i265.photobucket.com image 603x315]
Plant Rights Activist: I guess the feds hated the sequels, too.
Somacandra: Pointy Tail of Satan: FEAR? You mean FEEBLE? OMG! Mr. Neutron!Came here for discussion of the Federal Egg Answering Room. Leaving happy.
Acharne: So Assyria is Syria now?That's a syriaz problem.
Rufus Lee King: Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.
Somacandra: FTFA: Britton said that wasn't true. He told the judge he meant the president of Assyria, "Barack Assad" and the acronym meant Free Everyone Assad Regime. The president of Syria is Bashar al-Assad."Barack Assad?"Sounds like I have another name to add in to his official title of "B-Rock the Islamic Shock-a-Khan Superallah Hussein Fartbangbus Al-Chicago." Its getting harder and harder to keep track.
PastaBeater: Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.
Rufus Lee King: LordOfThePings: Rufus Lee King: Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.They'll get over it. You never will.Thanks; that was heavy.For God's sake, though. Obama buys him his own phone, and look at what he does with it.
Thunderboy: FTA: I think we could get the president with cyanide. #MakeItSlow."Ah, yes. The slow death so commonly associated with cyanide.
LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.My favorite:[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 256x340]
bunner: what you did wasn't yell "fire!" in a crowded theatreI accidentally the whole thing
Rufus Lee King: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-Oh he's black? Carry on.Lots of disappointed FARKers out there who had their fingers poised to start typing "Racism! Whites off Earth NOW!" Very sorry for them.
mjjt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_free_speech_exceptionsinteresting - if I understand Wikipedia correctly then "Let's kill the president" sounds like incitement, and so is one of the bits you actually don't have freedom of speech for in USAas opposed to "l wish the Pres was dead and here's some cyanide" is just free expressionbut when l RTFA suggests that the Secret Service exercises a fair bit of leeway in warning the morons who just want to mouth off as opposed to the frothing-at-the-mouth stockpiling weaponry free citizens who may actually need a good waterboarding to show them the error of their ways
Rufus Lee King: SquiggsIN: I didn't think "racism" as my first thought. I immediately went to "which state has the highest percentage of morons?"Yes, yes, but one can't deny that if a white person had done something similar, this would have been a FARK "Newsflash", and this thread would be a couple of hundred comments long by now, even at this ungodly hour, calling for extermination of the white race. That's just the way FARK operates.
Abacus9: PastaBeater: Oh he's black! But when Ted Nugent does it, he gets off free.Shouldn't he, by his own admission, be dead or in jail by now?
Somacandra: super_grass: LOL, what a dumb rac-Oh he's black? Carry on.Given he thinks Assyria is a current society, I'd say any racial issues he has are minor compared to his bigger problems.
Rufus Lee King: PDid: Twitter = yahoo comments. Den of idiots. I wonder why they keyed in on this one there are literally thousands of these tweets every day.All due respect, but you do realize that you're being watched, right? We all are.
LordOfThePings: Dude sure likes to take pictures of his phone.[wbrc.images.worldnow.com image 640x360][hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com image 478x295][a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 256x340]
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