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(Denver Post)   Russian meteor truthers sound just as stupid as any other conspiracy theorists   ( divider line
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7147 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 2:52 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 08:27:10 PM  
3 votes:
Could someone please start a political party based on debunking conspiracy theories? I'd vote the straight ticket for the Occam's Razor party.

/Oswald acted alone. 9/11 was an outside job, and nobody in the Bush administration had actual prior knowledge of when/where the attack would occur. The moon landing is real, and there are/were no aliens at Roswell. No strangers put razor blades in Halloween treats,  Gods are something humans make up as an excuse to act altruistically, because humans are by nature good. The Jews had no organized vendetta against Nixon (most of them hated his guts, but for good reason). Bigfoot and crop circles are hoaxes. So are "paranormal investigations." Your friend is not psychic. Neither are you. Diebold does not steal elections. Neither do illegal immigrants voting under false names.
2013-02-22 05:47:28 AM  
1 vote:

memebot_of_doom: BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?


S-seriously, you think everyone's into that Final Fantasy crap?

Yeah, well according to your profile, you're a Nazi.

Go back to your farfegnugen and schnitzel, Hans.
2013-02-21 07:19:59 PM  
1 vote:

hitlersbrain: Color me suspicious when I am told that ON THE SAME DAY as a once in a lifetime near miss with an asteroid a bunch of completely unrelated meteors hit Russia (or Soviet Union if you are a Republitard).

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2013-02-21 07:05:43 PM  
1 vote:

JohnnyApocalypse: Feel free to like ponies and bronies and anime and furry-wearing "hotties" and video games made for the Japanese kids (melodrama much?), but being surprised that some of us don't know the reference because we aren't into that... that's like me bringing up specific Mexican-American lit stories in a thread to prove a point that the American Dream isn't any one dream at all, and then being surprised when the average kid has never heard of that story let alone its author.

I wish you would. The references and language we wield in our social circles and the media we intake influences our tangential learning. I was not raised anywhere near Mexican-American literature, but all it took for me to go find and read the Iliad as a seven year old was a reference to it in a cartoon show called Ulysses 31 (or something like that).

Reference wide and reference fine. We live in the internet age. If you say something the other guy doesn't understand, on the internet, it's his farking fault for not googling it.
2013-02-21 05:59:37 PM  
1 vote:
Really? "It was a missile gone astray, not a meteor" is a LOT less insane sounding than "No plane hit the pentagon! And the ones that hit the towers fired missiles in the instant before impact" and especially "There was no moon landing!"
2013-02-21 05:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, conspiracies never happen, citizens. Now obediently mock anyone who says they do.
2013-02-21 04:35:22 PM  
1 vote:
IMHO people should lighten up on those whose opinions and theories differ from their own. nothing wrong with thinking outside the box, being creative and imaginative, or considering alternative possibilities. people who just accept everything the mainstream feeds them might be the fools. i feel creative genius is the most important kind of genius. awful lot of science is just theory, not fact. yet people parrot what they read or are told as if they were there. mankind is a truly arrogant lot.
2013-02-21 04:35:13 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?


LOL. Like he's worrrrrld famous or something. No, he's an overhyped and undertalented creation of some desperate artists. Nothing original, nothing new. But his hair is fab.
2013-02-21 04:26:51 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-02-21 03:44:59 PM  
1 vote:
As that whale-sized thing exploded in the atmosphere, a small bowl of petunias impacted 30 miles due west of that point nearly simultaneously.  The pentunias' only thought was "oh no, not again."
2013-02-21 03:16:27 PM  
1 vote:

tbhouston: you have a lot of cartoon pictures.. who is the girl with the wings?

2013-02-21 03:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but when it's in Russian being shouted by a paranoid drunk man, it's funnier.
2013-02-21 03:05:45 PM  
1 vote:
You only think they're stupid because that's what the mainstream meteor tells you to think.
2013-02-21 02:59:39 PM  
1 vote:
I dread the day one slams into the atmosphere over the United State..the wacky christian right will shiat their collective pants.
2013-02-21 02:58:07 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: What the fark, really? Just when you thought that conspiracy theories can't be more absurd!

So Barack Obama has a magic meteor machine in addition to his time machine?

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"One-Winged Angel" would be a cooler Presidential theme than "Hail to the Chief."
2013-02-21 02:57:30 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: <I>Liberal columnist Yulia Latynina</I>

By "Liberal" I know you don't mean "not bought-and-sold by Putin's regime", which is what she is not. But I know the word "liberal" has magical powers to cloud your mind, and you feel it has the same meaning everywhere in the world. Please proceed.
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