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(LilCowPoke.com)   George W. Bush Erotic Fiction Contest   ( lilcowpoke.com) divider line
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HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-01-30 10:17:25 AM  
This link isn''t as good as it would be if it had samples.
Hmm...

Linda Tripp wiped a bead of bovine sweat from her upper lip area as she glanced backwards toward the stiff President behind her.

Gently caressing her slightly pruned left breast he whispered "Who''s the President?" provocatively in her ear.

"Oooh, you, Mr. Bush." the trembling Tripp replied.

As the Commander in Chief slipped his Iron John into the quivering mound of Linda''s love pudding he noted "Now, I''ll show you the *real* reason I''ve got that nickname. I''m a gwine Double-ya pleasure, right here, now. Mmm..."

to be continued by the next submitter . . .
 
2001-01-30 11:09:26 AM  
I think I just lost any appetite to eat for the next four years.
 
2001-01-30 12:47:58 PM  
hpz, was that linda tripp or dynamo hum?

all she really needed was a little.. discipline
 
2001-01-30 05:40:55 PM  
Curious George Goes To The Oval Orifice
 
2001-01-30 09:21:12 PM  
Stanfan, you rock. I was just listening to my "Overnight Sensation" tape on the freeway today. ("Just get me wasted and you''re halfway there, ''cause when my mind''s tore-up then my body don''t care.")
 
2001-01-31 12:35:07 AM  
"george w. bush erotica" is an oxymoron.
(emphasis on the moron part.)
 
2001-01-31 12:16:22 PM  
Shirley: You''re right. It should be "George W. Bush Pornography", since erotica requires that the people being screwed are willing, while pornography doesn''t.

Imagine some of the tag lines for Dubya porn...

"I''m a uniter, not a divider-except of legs" (hey, what''s even more revolting is how many people still buy into his "I''m a uniter" gibberish)

"I think anyone who doesn''t think I''m big enough to handle this job, is underestimating!"

"Blow monkeys"

"All rear action-all the major league a-holes you want! Big time!"

OK, I''ll bet some Farkers are howling for me to shut up. Well, "there ought to be limits to freedom", right!
 
2001-01-31 12:23:08 PM  
And yes, I know I missed the obvious. That''s because I made that joke months ago.
(for those who missed it-what''s Cheney''s first name? And what''s Dubya''s last name? Meant to be together, no?)
 
2001-01-31 12:23:14 PM  
And yes, I know I left out the obvious. That''s because I made that joke months ago.
(for those who missed it-what''s Cheney''s first name? And what''s Dubya''s last name? Meant to be together, no?)
 
2001-01-31 12:41:03 PM  
oh yeah, my radio show in college was mainly playing zappa & the mothers, of course with a big disclaimer before every song...

"...with my zircon encrusted tweezers gleaming in the moonlighty-light...."

_______________________________

...dubya had never touched another mans penis before. sure there were those late night visits from his dad with the jar of crisco, but dick cheney was different. he was so commanding...

"flip over on your stomach, biatch," said dick

"yes SUH!" panted dubya.
 
2001-01-31 04:18:21 PM  
Homina homina homina homina homina
 
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