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2013-02-21 09:44:18 AM  
2 votes:
1. Roll dice
2. Move piece
3. Realize you just signed yourself up for 11 1/2 hours of boredom and flip table over
4. Open beer

2013-02-21 11:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
1) Whip out a copy of your Marxist manifesto.
2) Declare all that property belongs to "The People" (vis-a-vis the state)
3) Pose barrel-chested with a black beret on your noggin
4) Get rich selling pictures of your barrel-chested/beret self to irritating hipsters
2013-02-21 11:51:56 AM  
1 vote:
after which you can go on to play something much friendlier, like Risk...

Risk... the marriage ender.
2013-02-21 09:43:47 AM  
1 vote:
Step one: kill your friends.
2013-02-21 09:36:21 AM  
1 vote:
The only way to win at Monopoly is to not play.
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