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(Slate)   "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis...as an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis"   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, measuring, shoe size, researchers stretch  
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2013-02-21 05:24:27 PM  
Am I the only one that think it strange that HP would release a penis length app?
2013-02-21 05:31:15 PM  
"I got a 12 inch d*ck and a dozen roses, and a pick-up truck, hubba hubba hubba hey"
2013-02-21 05:58:24 PM  
As an aside, what should we conclude about Oscar Pistorius?
2013-02-21 06:11:56 PM  
I always were clown shoes to impress the ladies.  Nothing wows the ladies like being able to completely fill a clown shoe with your penis.
2013-02-21 06:37:00 PM  

czetie: ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.

And if he's a French gynecologist with a 8 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears and turns into a pizza at midnight, he's a keeper.

Eh, one out of four ain't bad.
2013-02-21 06:38:52 PM  

Stoker: I thought if you had a decent size dick, she would find it in a few hand fulls,
but if you had a really big dick, you would show at the top of the popcorn. [img163.imageshack.us image 201x251]

1. It does.
2. Hot oil doesn't do you any favors, so I don't suggest trying, anyway.
3. Salt and artificial butter in your pee hole is not fun, either.
2013-02-21 09:41:06 PM  
You just need to use the right ruler.

certsoft.comView Full Size
2013-02-21 10:08:20 PM  

DS1970: Why'd you say penis three times?

He forgot to click his heels and make a wish.
2013-02-21 11:06:36 PM  
The last time I looked down to measure, I almost lost an eye. Some things are not worth knowing.
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