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(Popular Science)   Here's four helpful tips from Popular Science in case you wanted to follow in the footsteps of the $50 million Brussels diamond theft and heist yourself some valuable jewels   ( popsci.com) divider line
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4936 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 8:37 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 08:46:29 AM  
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Mr. Orange: "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? "

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says farking shiat after that.

You might get some biatch talk shiat to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fark up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fark around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a biatch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "
2013-02-21 08:43:48 AM  
2 votes:


There are so many snatch quotes I want to make....

Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck.

2013-02-21 11:06:10 AM  
1 vote:
Why'd we stop ere? What's the mattah wit that space over there?

It's too tight.

Too tight? You could landa jumbo fuhkin jet in there.

Leave him alone. Ee's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?

Ah course I am.
2013-02-21 09:45:05 AM  
1 vote:
And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
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