skinink: Mr. Orange: "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? "Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says farking shiat after that.You might get some biatch talk shiat to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fark up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fark around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a biatch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "
Uisce Beatha: That is less a series of tips, and more a series of links to stories/tips - they just aggregated other folks' content.Who would set up a site as an aggregator and expect people to frequent it, really?/slinks off to the corner//There were some interesting reads linked off there, tbh
Englebert Slaptyback: triplesevenThere are so many snatch quotes I want to make....Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck.:-)
Englebert Slaptyback: QuakerI've always wondered whether it was supposed to be "big, bald fark" or "big-balled fark".I always assumed it was "big bald" because Doug the Head was pretty bald. Besides, Avi wasn't too happy with him at that point and would be unlikely to say anything even a little complimentary.FWIW, the IMDB quotes page has it as "big, bald".
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