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(Dayton Daily News)   Past due on your rent by $2600? That's a paddling   ( divider line
    More: Hero, paddling, Waynesville, citizen of the year  
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9491 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 5:19 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 05:21:10 AM  
4 votes:
I've seen this movie. But the tenant was a cute asian woman.

Well, I may have only seen 5 minutes or so of it.
2013-02-20 11:25:18 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-21 01:34:28 PM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: BronyMedic: Why would I be sensitive? I have no problem stating I'm openly bisexual. You sound angry. You should really let the past go.

Why defend something so blatantly, stupidly wrong? You must be sensitive. Straight guys do NOT get off on being paddled by other men. Period. End of conversation. to state otherwise is stupid

You sound like a straight guy who gets off on being paddled by other men, frankly. Each unthinking, panicked "period," "end of conversation" made that more painfully clear to everyone in the thread.

Only someone who is anguished about his own sexuality thinks any aspect of sexuality is as concrete as you pretend to.
2013-02-21 10:46:01 AM  
1 vote:
A man was past due on his rent
so over my knee he was bent.
I gave him a spanking,
He should give me a thanking
that I gave up UFIA for lent
2013-02-21 09:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-21 05:45:50 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-21 05:43:26 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure I've watched at least a dozen porno movies where the delinquent tenant became the landlord's zombie love slave. My pastor says they're for my own good.
2013-02-21 05:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
I'd take a good paddling in exchange for not having to pay 2600 dollars in rent.

...OR, does that guy still owe the money? Article doesn't say.
2013-02-21 04:59:05 AM  
1 vote:
Waynesville.. Ohio?  I had family in Waynesville, MO for decades.
2013-02-21 12:34:19 AM  
1 vote:
Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

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2013-02-20 11:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
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/This took WAY too long.
2013-02-20 10:30:43 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Walker: You know how I know he's gay?

Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?

And we're done here.

/Been paid to paddle.
//Might have paid to be be paddle.. but it was a package deal.
2013-02-20 10:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
You know how I know he's gay?
2013-02-20 08:51:13 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!
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