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(10TV Columbus)   Some stories have it all. 500 pound man riding motorized shopping cart is being accused of setting a fire at Walmart to cover his shoplifiting tracks. With pics of what a 500 pound man riding a motorized cart thru Walmart would look like   ( 10tv.com) divider line
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2013-02-20 09:13:28 PM  
5 votes:
Call me when him and his twin are making a getaway on minibikes.
2013-02-20 10:18:01 PM  
3 votes:

MutantMotherMouse: John Buck 41: If you weigh 500 pounds you have no business leaving your home. Go be fat somewhere else. Like home.

The real story is how he ever left home. Seriously? How? Is his front door a garage bay door? What does a 500 lb person drive/ride?

They showed his car in the story and it looked like a regular sedan, pretty sure he wasn't driving, probably one of those cars with the folding down seats into the trunk, and he just flopped in.....

/kind of like Shamu at Sea World splashing up on that platform for the kiddies
2013-02-20 09:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't just blend in with the crowd and slip out unnoticed.
2013-02-21 12:04:45 PM  
1 vote:
The aliens among us are losing their ability to hold their shape in our gravity ....
2013-02-21 03:20:53 AM  
1 vote:
Clearly has the same addiction as Jane.
2013-02-20 11:09:58 PM  
1 vote:
Genius was wanted for violating his probation for a previous arson conviction.  I guess you go with what you know.  Apparently he knows how to set fire to things; he just hasn't mastered that whole "don't get arrested" thing.
2013-02-20 09:52:28 PM  
1 vote:

Bastard Toadflax: So, just to be sure... we're all OK with using his weight to hate him even more?

I can't speak for everyone, but for me? I'm ok with this.
2013-02-20 09:34:29 PM  
1 vote:
And there are those of you that say Ohio doesn't need its own tag.  Poo I say !  Poo
2013-02-20 09:16:27 PM  
1 vote:
Flint Ironstag:

With Walmart I would have thought that that description would have fit about 75% of their customers. The skinny ones would be on meth of course.

Came for this. Satisfied.

I love Walmart for making me feel thin, handsome and well-dressed. The local transit buses have that effect too.
2013-02-20 09:15:00 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens when we have a large subspecies of humans that are evolving without a sense of dignity or shame. They're just like animals. They'd poop on the ground in front of you if there wasn't a law about it.
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