Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.
OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.
DanTheMan1024: From the comments on the article..."As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."I see what you did there and I love it./can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling//don't care either way
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth is a hell of a drug
Delay: She needs some medical mental care.
MrHappyRotter: ...allegedly may or may not have committed
NewportBarGuy: That poor dog.
iheartscotch: CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job. No matter what you guys thought at 14.Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!Sex by proxy? Krieger; is that you ?/ virtual girlfriend FTW
Supes: Ick. And ew.But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.
NightOwl2255: Delay: She needs some medical mental care.Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.
fusillade762: Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.Came to say this.ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job. No matter what you guys thought at 14.Depends on your definition of "is".
sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar.
WordsnCollision: /Standards, I haz em.
Lee451: Not so bad a few years back: http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781
I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.Perhaps that is why she shot it./I'm a bad person.
ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job. No matter what you guys thought at 14.
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