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(io9)   As a rebuttal to an article of how dolphins are awesome; evidence that Flipper is a bigger asshole than the guy who takes up two parking spaces with his piece of trash PT Cruiser   ( divider line
    More: Followup, dolphins, Deep Sea News, Chipko movement, parking spaces, rebuttals, flippers  
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3836 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Feb 2013 at 4:47 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-20 09:53:34 PM  
1 vote:
So long, and thanks for the fist...
2013-02-20 09:37:32 PM  
1 vote:

While on vacation in the Dominican Republic, I was kicked in the crotch by a dolphin at Ocean World. Dolphins are assholes.
2013-02-20 08:21:56 PM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: And what about ducks?

You know where I first observed duck gang-rape?

East Lansing.
2013-02-20 08:12:45 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: There's many documented cases of dolphins raping and then killing porpoises.

Was it on porpoise?

/I'm sorry
2013-02-20 08:05:48 PM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: Why not just link directly to the article rather than an article about the article?

Subby heard you like articles, so he linked an article about an article so you can catch up on current events while you catch up on current events.
2013-02-20 05:34:50 PM  
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2013-02-20 05:23:51 PM  
1 vote:

Osomatic: Why the random PT Cruiser slam...?  Oh wait.  Right.  This is Fark, I forgot.  Carry on.

Because I loathe those farking things, and some asshole parked in the middle of two parking places right next to the door at Wendy's like it was a prized possession worthy of admiration and awe. When I walked in with my friends I said rather loudly "Who's piece of shiat PT Cruiser is taking up two parking spaces?" Got some laughs and some "for reals". The person moved it when we left, because who is going to own up to that asshattery? Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

2013-02-20 05:06:15 PM  
1 vote:
"Mmm, underage Alba..."

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That's Flipper talking, not me.
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