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(Sun Sentinel)   Pro tip: If you're driving without a license be sure to obey all traffic rules. But if you happen to get pulled over don't give the deputy a phony name unless you're sure you can spell it   ( divider line
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2013-02-20 09:52:52 AM  
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?
Homer: ...I don't know.

Classic one is asking how old they are, then asking when their birthday was.
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