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(Daily Mail)   Lindsay Lohan turns down a $200,000 gig because she thinks she's worth $500,000 and fairy tales can come true   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-20 11:23:59 AM  
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This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.
2013-02-20 09:09:07 AM  
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jesus, she looks 50!
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