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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Before preheating oven for evening snack, make sure your boyfriend didn't leave his .45-caliber Glock 21 magazine in it again   ( tampabay.com) divider line
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2013-02-20 12:03:02 AM  
10 votes:
Rule #1: The oven us ALWAYS loaded.
2013-02-20 12:43:48 AM  
3 votes:

calbert: where does it mention her boyfriend subby?

You have to be pretty close to a guy before he lets you fix waffles in his ammo storage locker!
2013-02-20 06:05:34 AM  
2 votes:
This is why I always keep MY gun in the microwave.
2013-02-20 04:08:20 AM  
2 votes:
Before preheating it, I always check my oven for the presence of firearms. There is always a non-zero chance that a clown came in and stashed a gun in my oven.
2013-02-20 12:51:22 AM  
2 votes:
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
2013-02-20 10:03:19 AM  
1 vote:

LoneCoon: Azlefty: Ok Still trying to figure out Why The F you place a gun, magazine ammo etc onto an oven?  The I have done this to pistol frames and slides to hot blue them or to powder coat neither of which you do to tactical Tupperware

Is there an easy way to do hot bluing at home, or is it just a complete biatch no matter how you do it?

Side note here:
If you were hot bluing a gun in the oven, and someone tried to make waffles, would you end up with blue waffles?
2013-02-20 05:02:41 AM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Well, glocks ARE tactical tupperware, can you blame him for putting it with the other polymer cookware?

Glock AR-47 tactical assault cookware! It was bound to happen!
2013-02-20 04:45:59 AM  
1 vote:

Pert: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drivers are 10000x more likely to get into car accidents than people who don't drive, more at 11

While driving is an almost essential part of life, having a gun in the house is not.

Hmmm, you say you live in the UK, I believe it. Hell what would you people do with guns anyway, you left 'em all on the beach at Dunkirk.
/Sorry, but really....
2013-02-20 04:22:41 AM  
1 vote:
anyone with a lazy housewife knows to check the oven for dirty pots.
anyone with kids knows to check the oven for toys
anyone with friends on a three day binge who need sleep know to check the oven for ammo
2013-02-20 04:09:44 AM  
1 vote:
Still not as dangerous as piping hot pizza rolls.
2013-02-20 02:12:21 AM  
1 vote:
Drivers are 10000x more likely to get into car accidents than people who don't drive, more at 11
2013-02-20 01:35:55 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of retard buys a gun chambered in .45 ACP that isn't either a 1911 or a Thompson SMG?

It's unamerican, I tell you!
2013-02-20 01:10:46 AM  
1 vote:

Rev.K: feckingmorons: Who makes waffles in an oven?

What kind of retard leaves ammo in the oven?

I had an asshole roommate who left pizza boxes full of pizza in the oven.  It was the most delicious smelling reason I've ever had to use a fire extinguisher in my life.
2013-02-20 01:09:57 AM  
1 vote:
South St Pete people problems
2013-02-20 12:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.
2013-02-19 11:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
Who makes waffles in an oven?
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