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(The Smoking Gun)   This week's mugshot round-up is like..... Yea right. For sure. Gag me with a spoon. That's so gnarly dude   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-02-19 10:51:28 PM  
Brush her hair and bring her to my chambers:

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2013-02-20 12:14:50 AM  
#2 Arrested for battery bakery.
 
2013-02-20 12:15:59 AM  
Link

Deslided
 
2013-02-20 12:25:12 AM  
#1 - These charges are sooooo ridiculous. biatch deserved to get slapped.
#2 - Did he get in a food fight? Link
#3 - How can you use that mugshot to identify someone?
#4 - This can't be real. If it is, Jebus help us all.
#5 - I just want to punch his gaping mouth.
#6 - No drug charges?
#7 - I see folks like her at the large retail store I work at.
#8 - Get off the drugs, sweety. Also, she looks like a complete gold digging, yet only attracted to black dudes kind of chick.
#9 - I think they forgot the "resisting arrest" charge.
#10 - He's actually 33 years old.
#11 - Folks in those kinda shirts always piss me off.
#12 - "People you know will never have a legit job that pays above min wage, if that."
#13 - That's a man, baby!
#14 - Rick Ross lost some weight, yo.
 
2013-02-20 01:39:38 AM  
I'm really curious about why the anarchist has "SCUM" and "FARK" tattooed above his eyebrows.

Also the larceny chick would make a good Vulcan.
 
2013-02-20 03:46:19 AM  
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"Fark all this paperwork shiat...he's black, slap him with a GANGS sticker."
 
2013-02-20 06:21:08 AM  
#8 and #13......

I suspect some of you would do/may have already done.
 
2013-02-20 06:23:04 AM  
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2013-02-20 06:26:08 AM  
Wow, two busted for cocaine possession. Didn't know that drug was making a come back

/live under a rock
 
2013-02-20 06:31:08 AM  
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2013-02-20 06:33:03 AM  
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2013-02-20 06:34:39 AM  
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Arrested for larceny
/of my heart
 
2013-02-20 06:35:29 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Brush her hair and bring her to my chambers:

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I'll give her a bump if ya know what I mean.
 
2013-02-20 06:36:25 AM  
I read hers as "Batteries"
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2013-02-20 06:48:19 AM  

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Arrested for larceny
/of my heart


But does it have a vag or a winky?
 
2013-02-20 06:51:08 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Brush her hair and bring her to my chambers:

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Why brush her hair, it's going to end up looking like that anyway.

Also, what's with these female mugshots where they look naked or at least topless? I keep waiting for a link to the site where the full frontal mugshot pics are posted.
 
2013-02-20 06:55:03 AM  
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2013-02-20 07:06:20 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Brush her hair and bring her to my chambers:

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Came here to say something similar...I was going to go with "Have her bathed and bring her and the coke to my chambers..."
 
2013-02-20 07:08:30 AM  
Looks 'armless to me.

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2013-02-20 07:11:59 AM  

Active introvert: Wow, two busted for cocaine possession. Didn't know that drug was making a come back

/live under a crack rock


FIFY
 
2013-02-20 07:14:23 AM  
Is that guy looking for ceiling cat or at the bottom of a car to find the oil pan plug?
 
2013-02-20 07:17:24 AM  
I can't believe someone had sex with some of those people.
 
2013-02-20 07:24:21 AM  
Never knew larceny could be so cute
 
2013-02-20 07:26:43 AM  
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Dengar has not aged well.
 
2013-02-20 07:28:05 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Never knew larceny could be so cute


Don't let her see your info.
 
2013-02-20 07:32:50 AM  

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"Fark all this paperwork shiat...he's black, slap him with a GANGS sticker."


They put them in a huge filing cabinet!
 
2013-02-20 07:33:40 AM  

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Arrested for larceny
/of my heart


Home planet Vulcan or Romulus?
 
2013-02-20 07:36:20 AM  
This one must provide some unpleasant flashbacks...DO NOT WANT!!
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C'm here and let Auntie give you a big ol' kiss...
 
2013-02-20 07:37:56 AM  
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If that's not a girl, it's in for a rough night in the pokey.
 
2013-02-20 07:43:20 AM  

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How dare you....
 
2013-02-20 07:53:59 AM  
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Is that one Tegan or Sara?
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2013-02-20 08:16:11 AM  

vartian: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

"Fark all this paperwork shiat...he's black, slap him with a GANGS sticker."


not a sticker.
It's a Gangs Sign.
 
2013-02-20 08:16:28 AM  

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Arrested for larceny
/of my heart

soul
 
2013-02-20 08:20:13 AM  
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2013-02-20 08:23:28 AM  
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2013-02-20 08:24:13 AM  
Missing an ear?

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2013-02-20 09:20:40 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'm really curious about why the anarchist has "SCUM" and "FARK" tattooed above his eyebrows.

Also the larceny chick would make a good Vulcan.


The guy with the SCUM FARK tattoos is obviously a fan of GG Allin.
 
2013-02-20 09:34:20 AM  

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If that's not a girl, it's in for a rough night poke in the poke nighty.


FTFY
 
2013-02-20 09:39:36 AM  
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Color corrected.
 
2013-02-20 09:40:11 AM  
The guy who resisted arrest is surprisingly un-brutalized.
 
2013-02-20 09:42:18 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'm really curious about why the anarchist has "SCUM" and "FARK" tattooed above his eyebrows.

Also the larceny chick would make a good Vulcan.


Or an elf.
 
2013-02-20 09:49:42 AM  
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2013-02-20 09:59:23 AM  
prediction -
cute white girl arrested for cocaine: probation and time served
scary black man arrested for possession of plant matter: life, biatches
 
2013-02-20 10:00:28 AM  
I heart Larceny Chick.
 
2013-02-20 10:10:17 AM  
I was going to say that larceny chick was wearing a wig, but the police would remove wigs before they took mugshots wouldn't they?
 
2013-02-20 12:13:35 PM  
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2013-02-20 12:27:16 PM  
Apparently whatever they told the guy with the two black eyes they had to tell him twice.
 
2013-02-20 12:31:14 PM  
KickerOfElvis:

Nicely played.
 
2013-02-20 01:10:17 PM  
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2013-02-20 01:10:40 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'm really curious about why the anarchist has "SCUM" and "FARK" tattooed above his eyebrows.

Also the larceny chick would make a good Vulcan.


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