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(Zap2It)   Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter Blue Ivy is already reading flash cards at 13 months. Album to drop at age 3, reality show at 5, first billion in sales at 9. End of humanity at age 13   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Jay Z, flash cards, reality shows, human extinction, Oprah's Next Chapter, Oprah Winfrey, Beyonce  
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2013-02-19 02:15:57 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-19 02:02:01 PM  
4 votes:
Well, they did pay top dollar for her.
2013-02-19 06:31:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-19 06:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

fish500: This is almost as interesting as the "15 Of The Dirtiest Pictures On The Internet"

/Seriously - wtf is up with that link?

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2013-02-19 03:49:07 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "It's so much joy and I have my best friend. She is hilarious and she is fire. I didn't expect her to be fire but lord I'm a have me a time," the Queen Bey tells Oprah Winfrey on Oprah's Next Chapter. "She's very smart. She's already reading flashcards......."

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2013-02-19 03:05:42 PM  
2 votes:

Atomic Spunk: In an informal poll of new parents, I've discovered that when intelligence, motor skills and overall cuteness are considered, 100% of all babies are above average.

Mehhh my 4 year old son is a moran.  I keep trying to get his head around special relativity but he just cannot get it... he was able to grasp 3rd order differentials but something as simple and mundaine as SR.... freak'n really.  He would be lucky to get a grocery baggers job.
2013-02-19 01:43:39 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, Imma let you finish in a minute, subby.  But Celine Dion has dropped the most adorable and intelligent children ever.  OF ALL TIME!
2013-02-19 01:51:49 PM  
1 vote:
Talent is not always hereditary.

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2013-02-19 01:42:05 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, is she Ocampan or something?
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