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(Fox 45 Dayton)   Jesus told the man to huff gold paint, so it's OK   ( fox45now.com) divider line
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2013-02-19 01:56:27 PM  
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Geary continued to talk about his huffing activities after his arrest and while at the Montgomery County Jail reportedly apologized for huffing the toluene fumes from the paint but insisted that Jesus told him it was OK to do it.

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shiat, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
2013-02-19 01:37:06 PM  
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Legalize it!
2013-02-19 01:31:50 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"

The Golden Rule.
2013-02-19 01:04:00 PM  
2 votes:
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Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?
2013-02-19 05:03:38 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"

Like a WARRIOR(s)
2013-02-19 01:59:12 PM  
1 vote:
I was talking to this freak at a rehab once who was apparently a connoisseur of huffing paint who swore that mirrored hematite silver is the primo paint and that gold is basically schwag for the plebes. CSB
2013-02-19 01:50:47 PM  
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You shouldn't listen to Jesus.
2013-02-19 01:50:09 PM  
1 vote:
"Bro, if you're farking Jesus Christ, I'll be the anti-Christ man, like fark that shiat!"

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2013-02-19 01:24:32 PM  
1 vote:
"Smite the sons of biatches Josh!"
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