Egoy3k: cman: I dont get itYou can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this./he's 16 so probably more like every hour
minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's. She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
stickandmove: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.Your dick has gears?♫ First gear, it's alrightSecond gear, I lean rightThird gear, hang on tight ... ♫♫
Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hourWhat kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.
cman: I dont get itYou can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?
kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
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