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(International Business Times)   "Alien slime found at nature reserve after meteor strike"   ( ibtimes.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-19 09:11:08 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-19 09:58:23 AM  
4 votes:
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"Meteor shiat!"
2013-02-19 09:52:46 AM  
3 votes:
"do not taunt happy fun ball"
2013-02-19 01:31:44 PM  
2 votes:
Correction: Gookum eats anything organic. The second "active" in my previous post is a typo. How do I do this? My theory is a form of dyslexia which causes me to type the wrong word sometimes, often without even noticing at the time. Either that or word-processing software is possessed. Especially software with spell- checking. I've noticed this for years, but I have given up on blaming the technology, although that is treacherous as well.
2013-02-19 10:05:55 AM  
2 votes:
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not all slime is bad slime.
2013-02-19 09:54:54 AM  
2 votes:

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Ewwww . . . meteor shiat!

/ leaving satisfied
2013-02-19 09:49:03 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-19 09:48:19 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like Astroglide to me.
2013-02-19 08:56:39 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-19 08:52:03 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-19 01:38:06 PM  
1 vote:
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/ too subtle?
2013-02-19 01:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

weapon13: WTFDYW: After all this time hasn't ANY FARKING BODY thought to like, send it to a LABORATORY for testing? FFS it's only been around since the 14th Century.

This is the UK. You're not allowed to touch it... Health and safety and all that...

2013-02-19 12:54:16 PM  
1 vote:
"I don't know what that is."
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2013-02-19 11:56:45 AM  
1 vote:
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It's coming.
2013-02-19 11:10:15 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-19 11:01:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-19 10:58:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-19 10:26:06 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe it was returned to sender...
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2013-02-19 10:25:37 AM  
1 vote:

If that alien about to do the jello shot is the first life on Earth....what's he breathing?
2013-02-19 10:23:24 AM  
1 vote:
Glad the Stephen King references didn't take too long to make it to this thread.  Good jorb, everyone.
2013-02-19 10:21:26 AM  
1 vote:
Damn, where's Steve McQueen when you need him?
2013-02-19 10:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-19 10:09:30 AM  
1 vote:
Geordie Verrill, you lunkhead!
2013-02-19 09:56:58 AM  
1 vote:
other names for this substance: star rot, pwdr ser, and  post hoc ergo propter hoc.
2013-02-19 09:55:13 AM  
1 vote:
Fark you autoplaying commercial with no mute button followed by a news clip that, when paused, keeps the audio going until I shut the window!
2013-02-19 09:51:55 AM  
1 vote:
Game over, man. GAME OVER!
2013-02-19 09:51:52 AM  
1 vote:
First comes the slime, then;
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2013-02-19 09:50:32 AM  
1 vote:
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Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?
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