Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size? That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.
weemonkey: mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.1. My boyfriend may be cheating2. My boyfriend is gay3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?Sure, that seems right to meApproves[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]/hot like Sally Bowles
Acharne: Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.Yeah, that must be the more likely answer. Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts. Must be the angles.http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done//I do so enjoy knowledgeable snarkMy penis hangs to the left and one testicle is lower than the other, am I about to have a stroke?
NameDot: PsiChick: If these two guys have been exchanging naked pictures, gay or straight, neither of them is treating your relationship seriously nor likely to prove an involved and caring dad. Being a single mum in such circumstances is tough.As opposed to being a single mom who farking cheated. Yeah. She's serious and likely to prove an involved and caring mom! Go, Diedre!/The fark is this shiat?I've 100% had it with the single mom worship, dad hatred... makes my head hurt
antidisestablishmentarianism: poison_amy: I don't know... the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller. So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.I think this needs to become a boob thread so we can evaluate the phenomenon of angles and boobie asymmetry.
Mija: Bored Horde: I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology. Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.So to be good in bed you must have no moral standards and be willing to screwing someone who has dangerous sexual practices that can lead to life ending std's? Damn. I never knew that. There are a lot of people who died of AIDS who would disagree with you.
Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.Yeah, that must be the more likely answer. Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts. Must be the angles.http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done//I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark
iheartscotch: Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?/ their getting closer
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