Theaetetus: Percentage of article that's about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 95%Percentage of article that's about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 5%Percentage of thread that will be about Rihanna and Princess Diana: 5%Percentage of thread that will be about Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and feminism: 95%
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Prince Charles used to beat the shiat out of Rhiannon? I don't think I'm following this.
Killer Cars: Ms Paglia said Rihanna's self-released shots - many of which were published to millions of fans on her Twitter feed - have a 'genuinely artistic atmospheric eroticism' the like of which has 'not been seen in decades.'Holy jumping horsecock, that sentence is an appallingly haughty pile of steaming hippo sh*t.
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.
Gosling: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna isn't the new anything. Everything she's done has been done by someone else. Making music? Janet Jackson did it. Dating another pop star? Whitney Houston did it. Getting her ass beat by said other pop star? Tina Turner did it. Like I said, not the new anything.Rihanna just seems to me like one of the biggest wastes of potential I've seen in the music industry. I mean, she has an amazing, beautiful voice, and if she wanted, she could give every legendary power-note belter in the business a serious run for their money. She could hang with the likes of Adele and Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson if she wanted to.But she doesn't want to. She's content to churn out disposable dance track after disposable dance track and never put out anything that's going to actually stand the test of time. It's frustrating to watch.
The My Little Pony Killer: I never thought anything could be done to make Chris Brown look any more retarded than he actually is, but there ya have it.
Lionel Mandrake: Camille Paglia is still alive?Bless her heart.
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Yes, Rihanna is the new Princess Diana.And Chris Brown is her French tunnel.
Tommy Moo: Feminists are killing feminism. Seriously, they are like black f*cking holes of need. I am a pro-choice, pro-equality, liberal, and it's never enough. I'm still labeled a sexist because I don't buy that women are at a net disadvantage in life. My feminist friends post these angry tirades on facebook about how men all have a responsibility to recognize that we are privileged and have everything handed to us because most Fortune 500 CEOs are men. Don't bother pointing out that it's not fair to judge "men" by only paying attention to the ones at the top, and that it's also true that most homeless people are men. If you say anything other than "Yes, you're right. I'll shut up now and add nothing to it," to a feminist, she can't farking handle a debate, flips shiat, and calls you a misogynist. And then you have to put up with the army of white knight fawning sycophantic loser beta males that show up and agree with her, hoping she'll have sex with them.So in summary, if a massive culture movement springs up in this country that has more girls becoming more girly, I'm for it./drops microphone
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