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Jon iz teh kewl
2013-02-18 08:00:02 AM  
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Prevailing Wind [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 08:09:41 AM  
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What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri?
 
ph0rk
2013-02-18 08:10:38 AM  
Dolphin flash mob? Dolphin flash mob.
 
hantz101
2013-02-18 08:35:45 AM  
Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.
 
PopeFusty
2013-02-18 08:37:11 AM  

Prevailing Wind: [www.american-buddha.com image 640x480]
What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri?


it's only five light years away, mankind.  If you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout.

Bloody apathetic planet, I've no sympathy at all.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 08:37:39 AM  
They want their money back from the mayor who blew it all on gambling.
 
fazookus
2013-02-18 08:42:50 AM  
Oddly enough I saw a huge flock of geese last week... this is only a fraction...
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Ostman
2013-02-18 08:46:03 AM  

cherryl taggart: elguerodiablo: Dinki: Geez Huge Meteors , near misses, and now this. We really are doomed.

Funk. I came here to say this. Russian asteroid attack and now this. The quickening is upon us.

Hooray!  Doesn't this mean I don't have to pay those pesky credit card bills?  I mean, the Mayan calendar was a bust, Hurricane Sandy missed me, the meteor hit the wrong side, the Yellowstone caldera is quiet, I need some hope here, people!


It's totally, 100%, definitely a guarantee* that it's going to happen this time. You should blow all your cash and rack up a huge credit card bill a.s.a.p, 'cause there's no time like the present and we're doomed anyway!
Spend, spend, spend!

/* not a guarantee.
 
FeFiFoFark
2013-02-18 08:59:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Eh. They're on their way to Drowning Man.


+1 internets
 
Alex Broughton Butt Chugger
2013-02-18 09:01:42 AM  

Torion!: /hot read.


Yes it was. Hmm. Haven't read in years and years, but it's on my shelf. Hell it wouldn't take an hour to read it. Thanks! Know what I'm gonna go do.
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 09:50:08 AM  
Flipper mob.
 
durbnpoisn
2013-02-18 09:50:41 AM  

Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.


Hey look, man, I'm a huge fan.  I've read everything, and listened to every radio bit (MANY times).  While he WAS indeed a great writer, I wouldn't put him on the top of the heap.  Just the fact that Arthur and Ford were stuck in prehistoric earth twice, with no explanation for why the story rebooted there, shows that.

I think if here were a way to classify his stories, it would be that they were wildly full of the most obscure nonsense anyone could think of.  That is what made it all so hysterical.

That bit with the Chesterfield sofa still cracks me up, though.
 
weemonkey
2013-02-18 09:56:28 AM  

WorkingInParadise: Is anyone here a marine biologist?


I got my GED in marine biology.


(Actually I live in San Diego where this happened and I do know a tiny bit of marine biology, we have the food sources for mega-pods. I'm waiting for the killer whales to come back here like we had last year. There have also been sightings of mega-pods of dolphins not far from here in the Sea of Cortez in Baja, MX.)
 
JerryRigged
2013-02-18 09:56:50 AM  
BlowPopGirl: No mention of the Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove....

Not sure if I Catch your meaning...
 
ciberido
2013-02-18 10:47:11 AM  

vossiewulf: It's the decennial Porpmoot.


Well, at least they're harmless.
 
ciberido
2013-02-18 10:48:36 AM  

neongoats: Smgth: If things Douglas Adams predicted start coming true, it's time to start drinking, because we are BONED and we are boned SOON.

/Luckily I have a thumb and I'll take the hottest chick with me. BIE/EIP
//Srrsly tho, Adams is the greatest writer who ever lived.

Really, the Dirk Gently books are much funnier than the overhyped Hitchhiker ones.


Eh.  I never could get into the Dirk Gently books at all.  I enjoyed the Hitchhiker ones a lot more, personally.
 
findthefish [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 11:28:18 AM  
I must admit, considering recent events, that this bit of news has made me a little nervous.
 
Marcintosh
2013-02-18 11:32:25 AM  
dolphin speed dating
 
ironrat
2013-02-18 11:47:49 AM  
I saw something like this back in the ninety's but I did not call it a super mega-pod, it was a shiatstorm of dolphins.
 
WTP 2
2013-02-18 11:48:48 AM  
are they running away or running to something?
 
panfried
2013-02-18 12:30:08 PM  

WTP 2: are they running away or running to something?


Neither.  They are swimming.
 
WalMartian [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 02:16:47 PM  
"Experts are unable to pinpoint any specific reason as to why so many of the mammals were traveling together on this particular night."

Well, duh...they're heading to the Conclave to choose the new Pope!
 
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