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(NJ.com)   Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles   ( nj.com) divider line
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2013-02-17 10:13:40 PM  
3 votes:
I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!
2013-02-18 08:13:45 AM  
1 vote:
That's Petty Officer 2nd Class Jetta H. Disco, to you farkers.

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2013-02-17 11:12:22 PM  
1 vote:

nymersic: Never owned a car and have no SO.  Oh well.

I did know a Commander in the Navy whose name was Lex Luther... though Google says he's a Captain now, and I learn that his given name wasn't really 'Lex'.  Too bad.  But that's what he has put on his nametags, anyway.  I guess he still goes by Lex.  Ha.

A co-worker of mine was in the air force with a Captain Kirk
2013-02-17 10:59:07 PM  
1 vote:
Fury EHarmony reporting for duty.
2013-02-17 10:48:59 PM  
1 vote:
My Coast Guard Spokesperson Name (TM) is Grand Am Rehearsal. But you can call me Pontiac. I am, after all, 1/32 Native American.

/ Yay Diversity!
2013-02-17 10:05:13 PM  
1 vote:
"CPR was unsuccessul".

I would think compression would be the last thing he would need.  Just reinflate and fluff.
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