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(NJ.com)   Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Strange, New Jersey State Police, Sayreville, marinas, Jetta Disco, barges  
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2013-02-18 08:13:45 AM  
That's Petty Officer 2nd Class Jetta H. Disco, to you farkers.

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2013-02-18 08:29:39 AM  
Chevette Tavern
2013-02-18 09:01:12 AM  
Hey, stop making fun of Jetta Disco.  It's a perfectly cromulent New Jersey name.

/Seaman Apprentice Altima Coffee Shop, reporting for training.
2013-02-18 09:01:27 AM  
Satellite Restaurant here!
2013-02-18 09:25:39 AM  
Sundance Bookdrive, aye aye sir!

/'tis a silly name.
2013-02-18 09:41:22 AM  
Naval Spokesperson name: Camry Cafe

Porn name: Oliver Beaver (I-love-her...)

2013-02-18 09:58:33 AM  
Petty officer Escort Paradise reporting for duty..
2013-02-18 10:06:11 AM  

dbirchall: I remember the old "porn star name" game, where the first name was the name of your first pet, and the last name was the name of the street you lived on as a kid.  Clearly, this is something similar.

To determine your Coast Guard Spokesperson Name, use the model of the first car you owned, and the place you met your significant other.

/Spokesman Valiant Chatroom reporting for duty!

Sentra Bob's Big Boy.

2013-02-18 10:12:52 AM  
Disco Disco, Good Good!
2013-02-18 10:35:09 AM  
Antithesis J. Macaroon II in da house
2013-02-18 01:27:38 PM  
Uhhhh, Eclipse Backpage has the helm
2013-02-18 02:22:59 PM  
Tempest Bistro has arrived.
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