untaken_name: Manfred J. Hattan: Nor by anyone with even the smallest connection with reality.http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/tests-show-most-store-honey-is nt -honey/#.USHLi6VtijEYou might want to coat your words in some honey. It'll make 'em easier to choke down. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BURN.
ZAZ: Is there a legally acceptable name to apply to honey without pollen? Ultrafiltered bee vomit? You could turn that into an advantage. Our competitor's product is contaminated with particulate matter. Our product is purified.
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