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(ESPN)   Danica Patrick eyes pole at Daytona   ( espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Danica Patrick, Rick Hendrick, Daytona, Richard Petty, Matt Kenseth, wind tunnels, other races, Talladega  
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2013-02-17 07:53:21 PM  
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crotchgrabber: good_2_go: Meanwhile, in Pomona...
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Mark J. Rebilas
@NHRA @shoeracing driver @AntronBrown crashes after a huge explosion in Pomona Antron would be uninjured in the crash

Puta! What in the good name of shiat happened there?

I'm just happy racing is back. I want to get to a drag race this year. Never been. Quite curious.

Bring hearing protection.  Trust me on this.  You have never heard cars that loud, most likely anything at all that loud unless you spent time around jet engines.
Or explosions.
Or exploding jet engines.
2013-02-17 06:50:03 PM  
1 vote:
Ok ok, so she won the pole. Talk to Loy Allen Jr. about how important winning the pole at Daytona is.
2013-02-17 05:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
We all got beat by a girl. #congrats
2013-02-17 04:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
Rock on, Danica.  Time to shut these misogynistic farkers up.

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/Hates GoDaddy
2013-02-17 03:51:02 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: "This woman has been in 12 Super Bowl commercials. Some of them were pretty good."

Unspoken context: some of them were godawful, and one immediately comes to mind.

I still say James Hinchcliffe needs to recreate her GoDaddy commercials, shot for shot. And from what I've seen of his personality, I think he would love to do that.
2013-02-17 03:18:47 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: I like Danica and hope she gets a win or two this season. That said, the hype over the next week if she gets the pole is going to be unbearable.

Well, hype away, because we just have the first women's pole in cup history. Not just Daytona history. CUP history.
2013-02-17 03:17:22 PM  
1 vote:
OK now, whoever ends up alongside of or behind He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named in the Duels, you know what must be done.
2013-02-17 02:24:29 PM  
1 vote:
She's small chested. Who gives a shiat when she looks like this:

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Perky tits, great ass- if this isn't your thing, that's just fine. Leaves a shorter line for everyone else.
2013-02-17 01:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
Stewart Haas racing. Holy shiat.

This video-game style ghost race comparison stuff is pretty cool.
2013-02-17 09:33:40 AM  
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