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(Kansas.com)   Some lottery winners wisely invest the money from their jackpot. Others accidentally blow up their home after going on a meth-and-marijuana binge. "The victim was wearing a lottery T-shirt during the explosion"   ( kansas.com) divider line
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9416 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Feb 2013 at 9:44 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-17 09:16:20 AM  
3 votes:
Meth and marijuana?  That's for poor people.  If I won the lottery, it would be cocaine all the way.
2013-02-17 10:51:48 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-17 02:29:15 PM  
1 vote:

If I won the Powerball? I won't go into details, but it involves, a plane ride to Nevada, a limo, a Sultan's turban, and a lifetime pass at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
2013-02-17 10:57:37 AM  
1 vote:

tirob: If you're poor, and you win the lottery or otherwise come into a lot of money fast, the most difficult thing you have to deal with is all of your friends and relatives, most of whom are likely to be poor, too, and many of whom start coming around with their hands out.  I think that this is what undoes a lot of lottery winners.

In the UK lottery winners can choose to stay anonymous. Why any winner would give that up I have no idea. If I was a conjoined twin and I won I'd find a way to keep it a secret from my twin.

/It's also tax free here as well.
//Ten million to one odds though.
2013-02-17 10:42:10 AM  
1 vote:

Forbidden Doughnut: steamingpile: Proves stupid people will always be stupid so quit giving them money, they choose to suffer through life and no amount of money will fix that problem.

That's debatable. Some people are just born defective, IMHO. / and I'm skating near the eugenics "taboo" here...

Please. A huge portion of the population is born defective. Most people aren't fit to be parents. And one doesn't have to look around too much in public to clearly see the need to return to a strict program of eugenics is horribly overdue.
2013-02-17 10:38:02 AM  
1 vote:
Well I guess that's one way to get my city on Fark. Can we just get back to the stories about our state government being sued for in sufficiently finding public schools?
2013-02-17 09:28:40 AM  
1 vote:

Abox: steamingpile: Proves stupid people will always be stupid so quit giving them money, they choose to suffer through life and no amount of money will fix that problem.

I remember watching the story of that guy from Tennessee or Kentucky winning the lottery and he spent something like $3 million his first weekend he claimed it in Vegas, then bought a large mansion in some exclusive Florida neighborhood taking up about half of his winnings, then bought exotic cars, boats, jet skis and a shiat load of drugs.

That sounds like exactly what to do with lottery winnings.  Save/spend hard earned money carefully but blow the fast cash that has nothing to do with your lifestyle on toys.  Life is short.

1. Do you play the lottery?
2. If so, will you be my best friend?
2013-02-17 09:12:42 AM  
1 vote:
Sneaky links. I've been outwitted by the Wichita Eagle.
2013-02-17 08:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
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very disappointed
2013-02-17 08:23:01 AM  
1 vote:
In other news. Drug dealers in Wichita take giant novelty checks as payment.
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