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(Journal News)   Nuclear plants have to close because it would take 5+ hours to evacuate if 20 loons overran a larger force of heavily-armed guards on a snowy Wednesday in February after the tsunami hit and before you moved your clothes to the lower peg   ( lohud.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, plants, nuclear plant, Entergy, emergency evacuation, tsunamis, emergency response, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, personnel  
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2013-02-17 01:13:54 AM  
2 votes:
20 loons? Cheapest bribe ever.

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2013-02-17 01:23:55 PM  
1 vote:
We just have to invoke the Knope Protocol.

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/Not valid in the case of a tornado-quake
2013-02-17 10:14:42 AM  
1 vote:
Nuclear power sucks, radiations kills.

Now let me finish cooking this microwave dinner before I have to call the doctor on my cell phone about those chest x-rays.
2013-02-17 12:02:50 AM  
1 vote:
Sir? My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my hair cut today, sir. So...
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