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(New York Daily News)   Turns out former Congressman Jessie Jackson Jr. did not win the Lotto, instead he used $750,000 in campaign funds to buy that $43,000 gold Rolex watch and spent $4,600 on a fedora (that's a hat for those of you in Indiana) worn by Michael Jackson   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Jesse Jackson, Justice Department, funds, Michael Jackson, bingo, congressman, Rolex, United States Attorney  
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1219 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Feb 2013 at 1:17 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 09:55:58 PM  
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I feel sorry for Jesse Jackson Sr.  His idiot son has besmirched his good name.

I knew there was some shadiness when I heard JJ Jr was resigning due to 'heath reasons'.  Politician-ese for "I need to spend some time with my lawyers to prepare for these upcoming criminal charges I'll be faced with."
2013-02-16 03:39:18 PM  
1 vote:
And because he is a Democrat he will get life in the electric chair.  If he was a Teapublican he would just be ignored because prosecution would be "Partisan".
2013-02-16 03:06:15 PM  
1 vote:
This is somehow white people's fault.
2013-02-16 01:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
If he had "Jackson for Senator" engraved on the watch he could call it advertising and it would be a valid deduction.

/so say I
2013-02-16 01:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
Why wouldn't we hoosiers know what a fedora is? Hell I got one.

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2013-02-16 01:34:49 PM  
1 vote:

astro716: Who spends $43k on a gold Rolex when you could have a nice Patek for that kind of money?

Never heard of Patek.  Google shop search first hit:

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Buy from us! We charge $300,000 more than everyone else!!
2013-02-16 01:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
Michael Jackson is from Indiana.
2013-02-16 11:01:52 AM  
1 vote:

Dusk-You-n-Me: Tito Jackson will read from a prepared statement.

Should we bow our heads?
2013-02-16 11:00:06 AM  
1 vote:
Tito Jackson will read from a prepared statement.
2013-02-16 10:08:50 AM  
1 vote:
but he will look classy in that cell, thankfully.
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