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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, Jennifer Lopez, Camberwell, South London  
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27135 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 10:47 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 10:52:38 AM  
7 votes:
they attract too much attention from men

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2013-02-16 11:07:23 AM  
5 votes:
What a female curse may look like:

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2013-02-16 11:02:24 AM  
5 votes:
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Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.
2013-02-16 10:49:12 AM  
5 votes:
is that like a before and after picture?
2013-02-16 08:55:39 AM  
4 votes:
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/what, the AWs are getting attention from people who dared to forget to not be unattractive?
2013-02-16 10:53:16 AM  
3 votes:
All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.
2013-02-16 01:06:55 PM  
2 votes:
Joafu:Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.

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Your'e right.
2013-02-16 12:26:22 PM  
2 votes:
I can hear the consult at the plastic surgeons

"So, you what to look like an average Puerto Rican fat chick?"
2013-02-16 12:03:01 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: trucculent

Like the girls in TFA, too many "C"s inserted. . .
2013-02-16 11:26:14 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-16 10:56:56 AM  
2 votes:
When I see people spend their money on stupid shiat and then become sad about it, it gives me joy.
2013-02-16 10:56:42 AM  
2 votes:
The one on the Left might need a permanent Lipo hose attached to her and running to the pool
2013-02-16 12:42:42 PM  
1 vote:

The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents

migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.

I guess you're only british retarded.
2013-02-16 12:31:57 PM  
1 vote:

Nogale: What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?

If you want to up the creepy bar yet another notch try on the surgeon who did his own daughter

...'s breast implant surgery

Weird place for an accidental carriage return.
2013-02-16 12:10:55 PM  
1 vote:
So they got plastic surgery to look average and fat?
2013-02-16 11:38:16 AM  
1 vote:
They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.
2013-02-16 11:35:10 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-16 11:27:46 AM  
1 vote:
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They need this.

We need this.
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Eye bleach.

/Just doing my part.
//Christ, I'm high on pain pills!
2013-02-16 11:08:30 AM  
1 vote:
Can one still buy a paper bag in England for a half farthing?
2013-02-16 11:05:02 AM  
1 vote:
I see hotter girls than that just going to the gas station
2013-02-16 11:03:35 AM  
1 vote:

Glancing Blow: Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.

I guess you need to update your skills in division by two.
2013-02-16 10:53:40 AM  
1 vote:

Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?

I think those are both after pictures.
2013-02-16 10:53:15 AM  
1 vote:
They should have spend a few grand fixing their faces.

Butterfaces will always get a lot of attention from people who know they aren't really out of their league.
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