Rufus Lee King: Well, for better or worse, here's one of my tattoos. I call it "Robert Mitchum Lite:Or maybe Robert De Nero Lite, depending upon the decade:[i1041.photobucket.com image 320x213]Whichever version you'd like, anyway:[www.alef.net image 450x295][s2.hubimg.com image 520x318]Yes, I know that last one was from "Night of the Hunter", and not "Cape Fear". Don't hock me to China, now...I feel obligated to mention that I am actually from the Cape Fear region.
Great Janitor: So, people tattooed a fad onto their wrists and now regret it. That's not really surprising.Though, to be completely honest, I've seen worst than tattooed versions of Livestrong bracelets. I saw a guy last month who had his area code tattooed on his neck in red white a blue. Swastikas on his cheeks. His head was shaved, a greenish tattoo line that mapped out his hair line, or where his hair line once was. I handed him my business card and offered to do his tax return. He told me that he didn't have a job so there were no taxes for me to do. I answered "That answers my biggest question." He asked "What's that?" I answered "Who looked you in the face during a job interview and decided that you were the proper fit for their company."/self employed//No boss to get pissed at me when I ask questions like that.
Gunderson: I bet some of his co-workers gave him hell once Dumbledorf came out of the closet
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