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(KSAT San Antonio)   Four years. 90 expeditions. Six countries. Seven states. Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot   ( ksat.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Home Depot, Bigfoot, expeditions, pork ribs  
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13075 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 3:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 03:09:00 AM  
5 votes:
goonie goo goo Gus
2013-02-16 08:55:02 AM  
4 votes:
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What a Bigfoot outside of a Home Depot might look like
2013-02-16 06:16:45 AM  
3 votes:

Gawdzila: "In no way shape or form would allowing independent experts examine the body in private to confirm his story decrease the value of the documentary crew's "scoop" on the story."

Nice try. So-called "independent experts" would no doubt include skeptics, whose negative energy and dark auras would block the corpse from being bigfoot. This is Supernatural Science 101. Du-uUH!
2013-02-16 04:32:34 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-16 04:00:55 AM  
3 votes:
In other news Shaquille O'Neal is reportedly missing. Friends and family became concerned initially when he had not shaved for several months and started hanging out with homeless people.
2013-02-16 07:28:34 AM  
2 votes:
As if Ron Jeremy would be eating tree ribs, he just had a heart attack for fricks sake
2013-02-16 05:48:26 AM  
2 votes:
How do we know it was a big foot? How do we know it wasnt a wookie.
2013-02-16 05:37:05 AM  
2 votes:
Still, if I was a fairly intelligent primate, and I wanted to go where nobody could possibly find me, despite large numbers of people wandering around looking for things they desperately need...a Home Depot is EXACTLY where I'd go hide.
2013-02-16 05:05:19 AM  
2 votes:
I call BS for allof the reasons listed above and also because: pork ri bs. If the guy really caught Bigfoot he'd surely say he caught him on beef jerky to get the lucrative Jack Links jerky sponsorship.
2013-02-16 05:05:12 AM  
2 votes:
He only bagged the thing because it paused to lunge nervously for a water bottle. In that fateful moment, Bigfoot's career vanished.
2013-02-16 03:54:53 AM  
2 votes:
Aha! So the Loch Ness Monster's book was right!
2013-02-16 02:26:01 AM  
2 votes:
Bigfoot is totally real.  I've seen it.

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2013-02-15 09:37:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-16 10:31:20 AM  
1 vote:
A picture of Bigfoot and the researcher shortly before the shooting:
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2013-02-16 09:59:05 AM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: I go herping (catching reptiles and amphibians for you mouth breathers) with a primatologist all the time in an area remote enough for animals the size of alleged squatch and in the squatch's alleged prefered biome (temperate decidous rain forest) and we have never seen squatch or sign. We see plenty of animals and sign from every KNOWN spiecies, including rare endangered ones, but no squatch.

So herping but no derping?
2013-02-16 09:22:35 AM  
1 vote:

Void_Beavis: bearded clamorer: What a Bigfoot outside of a Home Depot might look like

Ok. This is funny and I'm going to hell for thinking so.

My bff who is mexican laughed at that pic so it is OK to laugh.
2013-02-16 07:29:53 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I have been all over the world searching for Bigfoot. I have moved my family to seven different states. I am dedicated an idiot," Dyer said.


Nope, that wasn't me.
2013-02-16 07:05:25 AM  
1 vote:
"When I hoaxed in 2008, I did not believe in Bigfoot," Dyer said. "I thought Bigfoot was the same thing as a tooth fairy or a unicorn."

Translation: "I got attention before, now I'm addicted."
2013-02-16 06:09:43 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: Rick Dyer is an animated character who admits he is not well liked by the Bigfoot community.

So, even among crazy people (or maybe it's cartoons?), he's not well-liked.  That says something...
2013-02-16 04:47:12 AM  
1 vote:
Is this any different than your last hoax?
2013-02-16 03:29:59 AM  
1 vote:
Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

They never get usable pics or video either.

A meteorite streaks through the sky in Buttfark, Russia and immediately the are numerous clear vids of it on YouTube..yet all this time and many supposed sightings of this thing and still not a clear pic to be found.

Hate Bigfoot
2013-02-16 12:14:29 AM  
1 vote:
The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first.

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