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(KSAT San Antonio)   Four years. 90 expeditions. Six countries. Seven states. Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot   ( ksat.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Home Depot, Bigfoot, expeditions, pork ribs  
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13075 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 3:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 04:06:40 AM  
4 votes:
So, let me make sure I got the facts right:

Some redneck in San Antonio, who was previously involved in a high profile bigfoot hoax, was hiding out in a homeless camp and using pork ribs hanging from a tree as bait.  Then, upon seeing something eating it, which was totally not a hungry homeless man who happened upon surprise BBQ ribs in a homeless encampment and thought it was his lucky day, he shot and killed it.  

Now, in possession of what could be the one of the greatest finds in zoological history (an intelligent great-ape living in close proximity to humans without our knowledge), and the key to his vindication for all the years he has had to endure of people making fun of him and gaining the respect of his family that I'm sure he has lost a long time ago, he sits on it so some undisclosed documentary company can release a movie?

Yeah, sounds legit.
2013-02-16 03:38:55 AM  
3 votes:
If you want people to believe anything that comes out of your mouth... don't sound like a Texan.
2013-02-16 05:20:33 AM  
2 votes:
I go herping (catching reptiles and amphibians for you mouth breathers) with a primatologist all the time in an area remote enough for animals the size of alleged squatch and in the squatch's alleged prefered biome (temperate decidous rain forest) and we have never seen squatch or sign. We see plenty of animals and sign from every KNOWN spiecies, including rare endangered ones, but no squatch.
2013-02-16 04:52:59 AM  
2 votes:
Dyer is a lying piece of shiat trying to coat-tail on the much more interesting story (though not without its own problems) of possible Bigfoot DNA.

2013-02-16 04:44:44 AM  
2 votes:
There's not a doubt in my mind that every word of his story is complete BS, but my inner child's imagination would love for this to be true.
2013-02-16 03:54:53 AM  
2 votes:
Aha! So the Loch Ness Monster's book was right!
2013-02-16 03:45:35 AM  
2 votes:
Back in the 80s with technology what it was then it was at least plausible that all the so-called pics and video were so grainy and poorly shot, but in a day and age when any $15 cell phone is capable of shooting decent quality pics/vids the fact that all we continue to see is crap ones only proves that all these people are full of shiat.

$100 bucks says this "documentary" footage, if it even exists, is just as poorly shot and useless as well.
2013-02-16 03:41:31 AM  
2 votes:
"According to Dyer, he rented a truck and transported the lifeless body to an undisclosed location outside of Las Vegas, where it remains.

The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first. "

What incredible bullsh*t.  In no way shape or form would allowing independent experts examine the body in private to confirm his story decrease the value of the documentary crew's "scoop" on the story.  In fact it would increase it by a millionfold if they validated his claims.  Seriously, if you want to try and perpetrate a grand hoax on people to make money, at least choose a new schtick that hasn't already been completely picked apart.  See how well it worked for L. Ron Hubbard?
2013-02-16 03:29:59 AM  
2 votes:
Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

They never get usable pics or video either.

A meteorite streaks through the sky in Buttfark, Russia and immediately the are numerous clear vids of it on YouTube..yet all this time and many supposed sightings of this thing and still not a clear pic to be found.

Hate Bigfoot
2013-02-16 12:56:35 AM  
2 votes:
If I was about to make the greatest zoological find in history I would definitely film it on my cellphone because moving my family to 9 different states would not merit buying an actual camera.
2013-02-16 07:33:44 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal? Would love to see the cops step in and arrest him for that, then check "Bigfoot" as a possible homicide.
2013-02-16 05:23:44 AM  
1 vote:
The old "I was faking it before but I've REALLY changed" line.  Textbook con job.

If he wanted to clear his name he wouldn't take one cent.  What's that?  Not happening?  Right.
2013-02-16 05:05:19 AM  
1 vote:
I call BS for allof the reasons listed above and also because: pork ri bs. If the guy really caught Bigfoot he'd surely say he caught him on beef jerky to get the lucrative Jack Links jerky sponsorship.
2013-02-16 04:04:42 AM  
1 vote:
publikenemy: Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

Same guy, Rick Dyer, Bigfoot hoaxer.
2013-02-16 03:31:25 AM  
1 vote:
This much I believe we can agree upon: this specimen is either a below-average human being or...a brilliant beast.
2013-02-16 02:26:01 AM  
1 vote:
Bigfoot is totally real.  I've seen it.

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2013-02-16 12:14:29 AM  
1 vote:
The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first.

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