busy chillin': Psycoholic_Slag:They need to be perky. I love that.um, what were we talking about again?
basemetal: and Miracle Whip.
TheDumbBlonde: DarkPascual: Black bread, Bacon, dry tomatoes on olive oil, French mustard, lettuce with a drop or two of balsamic vinegar.../I do wear a monocle and a top hat when I eat that...Do you know how I know you're not a Southerner? That shiat won't get your ass kicked around here, but you will get filthy looks and a few "bless his heart"s.
Bonzo_1116: Toasted Sourdough, with Best Foods mayo, none of that Miracle whip garbage. Crispy bacon, thinly sliced campari tomatoes, and butter lettuce or baby spinach.Gonna make one right now./no campari tomatoes, only romas.//cry.
Robert1966: or Miracle Whip, if that's your thing
TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.
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