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(Foodbeast)   The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am   ( foodbeast.com) divider line
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2013-02-15 03:30:18 PM  
5 votes:

basemetal: and Miracle Whip.

Get thee behind me. I will not countenance this abomination unto the Lord.
2013-02-15 03:07:41 PM  
5 votes:
Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.
2013-02-15 03:28:31 PM  
4 votes:
The secret to a better BLT is to double the bacon.
2013-02-15 03:28:00 PM  
4 votes:
The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.
2013-02-15 03:47:05 PM  
2 votes:

Robert1966: or Miracle Whip, if that's your thing

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2013-02-16 10:29:10 AM  
1 vote:

The Southern Dandy: This whole hubbub over canned tomatoes got me thinking....

Is there canned ANYTHING that can be called tastiest?

Unless in season and grown locally, store bought tomatoes have no taste.  For cooking purposes canned tomatoes are superior in flavor.  That does NOT mean canned tomatoes are OK for a sammich or a salad for that matter.
2013-02-15 09:04:31 PM  
1 vote:
Sourdough bread.

Thick cut bacon, and assloads of it.

Fresh goddamn tomatoes with a dash of lemon pepper.

Motherfarking BUTTER LETTUCE.

And honest to gods mayo.

Current fave is the McCormick stuff made in Mexico wit da lime juice. It's stout.
2013-02-15 06:50:11 PM  
1 vote:
My preferred method...why, yes - those are corn bread waffles.

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2013-02-15 06:38:09 PM  
1 vote:

not5am: are the truffles on the sandwich more expensive than edible gold dust?

Yeah, actually, truffles are more expensive than gold.

We don't know why truffles grow or specifically where they grow. We have to train animals to sniff out truffles. We know they grow under the roots of some trees in some forests, but we don't know why. More importantly, we can't artificially recreate the environs in which truffles grow.

fark gold, I know where gold is. Truffles is money. Squared. Tripled.
2013-02-15 05:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
I like a bit of guac on mine.

So a GLBT.

2013-02-15 05:00:59 PM  
1 vote:
canned tomatoes? fark that shiat.
white bread and iceberg lettuce I'll give you, but you'd have to be full retard to use canned tomates, which is how I know subby is trolling.
2013-02-15 04:51:56 PM  
1 vote:
Wonder Bread? Iceberg lettuce? You go to hell, subby. You go to hell and you die!
2013-02-15 04:33:29 PM  
1 vote:
I like my BLT with a thick slice of onion and lots of black pepper.
2013-02-15 04:23:20 PM  
1 vote:
best BLT to date....

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and peanut butter....OMFG.  While eating that I actually saw Jesus, and he looked good
2013-02-15 04:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
Subby's barftastic 2:30 special needs more spam. Fried in crisco. And that nasty bread could be made worse by adding margarine. Lots of margarine. And don't forget to not toast that bread, because then the tomato juice will make it all soggy, so that when you pick it up, it falls apart and lands on the floor. If you hate your dog, just leave it there for him/her. Just remember, soon enough, you'll have to clean dog barf off of your favorite rug. Farking dogs never barf on hard surfaces anymore.
2013-02-15 04:16:49 PM  
1 vote:
This place has the best BLT

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Those in St Louis know what I'm talking about...

They deep fry the bacon in a giant pot used for candy

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2013-02-15 04:16:10 PM  
1 vote:

leonel: BELT is a trademark of Leonel Industries. All rights reserved

I'm fairly sure Tim Horton's beat you to that one.
2013-02-15 04:05:08 PM  
1 vote:
BLT  Reuben

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2013-02-15 03:44:14 PM  
1 vote:
rubbery barely cooked bacon on everything. yes the morning after toilet sittings are explosive but omg is it worth it. crispy bacon is for.....exterminate
2013-02-15 03:37:14 PM  
1 vote:
I like adding avocado and onion in lieu of lettuce to my BLT, which makes it a BOAT.
2013-02-15 03:36:41 PM  
1 vote:
Not only bacon, but PIG bacon. Doesn't get much better than pig bacon.
2013-02-15 03:28:58 PM  
1 vote:

show me: Good luck with the Wonder Bread.

"There's nothing like union quality."

Saw that on a bumper sticker today.
2013-02-15 03:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
farking truffles.  That's cheating when you're making a "World's Most Expensive X" dish.  It's like putting real diamonds in a cocktail glass, pouring a martini in, and calling it "World's Most Expensive cocktail".
2013-02-15 03:00:54 PM  
1 vote:
Good luck with the Wonder Bread.
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