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(NJ.com)   Trenton, NJ named the "least romantic city in the US" by people who aren't turned on by killing Hessians in their sleep on Christmas   ( nj.com) divider line
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2013-02-14 08:50:18 AM  
3 votes:
Look if you don't get a boner by killing Germans who never saw it coming, I don't think I'm related to you.  Or something.
2013-02-14 10:59:30 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a Hessian without any aggression.
2013-02-14 09:29:16 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-14 11:31:12 AM  
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I always lose my head over you

2013-02-14 11:25:12 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, won't someone think of the "professional soldiers" who get drunk a week after arriving in theater.

Never forget.
2013-02-14 11:21:53 AM  
1 vote:
 So we're defending the Hessians here, right?

Why not? Colonel Washington did. After he killed a bunch. In their sleep. On CHristmas.
2013-02-14 11:16:54 AM  
1 vote:
"#10 Denver" ?
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2013-02-14 11:15:13 AM  
1 vote:

walstib: I don't mean to hijack this thread, but the killing didn't start until dawn on December 26.

That totally makes it better.
2013-02-14 11:03:59 AM  
1 vote:
One of my favorite jokes; A girl says to her boyfriend, fark me in the bad place. So he drove her to NJ.
2013-02-14 09:23:06 AM  
1 vote:
Camden is less romantic, I promise you.
2013-02-14 09:11:19 AM  
1 vote:
I dunno, burying a body together can really bring a couple closer together and what better place to do that than Trenton?
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